What is the most aléatoire question you've ever been asked?

I get asked aléatoire questions everyday.

Today, during lunch, one of my Friends asked if my cat eats carrots.

...I don't have a cat.

This question. :D

A child asked me "Why do toi like calendars so much?" after I gave them a calendar like a some pedo stalker.

Do toi want to be a boy?

my mom asked me that

Lots have been asked of me but some asked me if I was high?in class -__-