Vampire jokes/innuendos/clichés...

-Rosalie: I didn't just suck Emmett's blood, if toi catch my drift. ;-)
-Twilight fan: Wow, toi vampires are so pale, and toi guys never sleep, and your eyes turn red, too! It must be cool to be a vampire if toi can get all of that!
Edward: Actually, these things happened because we smoke coke.
Twilight:...I...lost faith in you...
-Q: Why did Stephenie give Bella her name? A: Because she is as gloomy as funeral bells.