Are your parents weird?

ELIZABETH! How rude! We try our best with you! ;A;

Yes. They dont get what i mean when i quote Hetalia and when i start giggling because of Hetalia related stuff, and ou country related things.

Are parents not annoying?

Just my mum.
She is OCD.
The clothes pegs have to be the same colour.
The manteau hangers have to all face the same way.
She irons everything but underwear and socks.
When she takes the clothes off the line she must fold it before it goes in the basket because "stops creases"
She will only drink diet Coke.
She wears thongs inside.

Sometimes....

no, they just decided to throw a 'y' in my name for fun.

Yeah, but in a fucking awesome way. Well, in a fucking awesome way for my mom at least.

Yes. Especially my dad.
He says to me stuff like,
"Did toi know you're adopted?"
"Did toi know you're a girl?" (But then again I'm pretty tomboyish.)

ALL parents are weird.

No I l’amour my parents they are the best parents ever. :D

A bit.
Me: Morning mommy. :P
Mother: *walks par puches me in the stomach and keeps going*
Me: WDF!

Nope.

hell yesh -.-

A little.

No but my dad is HALARIOUS

No, they're interesting, but not weird.

If anything I'm the weird parent. I'm Big Daddy Sweden and I'm wearing hello kitty boots.
.-.

The weirdest, I'm NOT lying.

Hell to the fudging yeah(well my mom is my dad treats me like im still a baby pfft fathers!!)

Sometimes they're fun sometimes they got on my nerves.

Well, my dad can't be since he's dead. But my mom sure is. And I wouldn't have her any other way.

What are these parents toi speak of? o_o

HELL TO THE YES!!
but in a funny way i mean.

hell yeah ! but in awsome way XD
my dad couldn't stop criticizing every goddamn thing around him. and my ma always have awsome childhood memories.

If they weren't.... They wouldn't be my parents!

Well...

Don't let my mom into a social event that has music. Ever. Especially if that musique happens to include Party Rock Anthem.

My mom carries her yard duty whistle with her when she goes shopping and has every teacher at my school on speed dial.
My dad is a musician who loves corny jokes and refuses to leave the house for anything other than work.
toi tell me. -.-"

Mother- Drug addict/alcoholic, met my dad at a party when she was 21, is psychopathic with BPD, pathological liar, thief, used me and my sister for cash benefits,acts younger than her 16 an old children, pathetic piece of trash. Had lots of abortions (i guess i should be grateful that she didn't kill me and my sis too)

Father- Distant, christian fanatic, was in the army, was never around for us but is for little bro now, recreational alcoholic, anger management issues, sociopath (cannot comprehend feeling)He can be nice, but i'm incapable of loving him for reasons i can't understand.

Stepdad- Grew up in Montana, smartest, kindest man i ever met, ex-hippie, very funny, he's an global, ensemble good person. But he is very closed minded (at 60, he doesn't think bisexuals are real)and thinks he knows everything and my 16 an old brain cannot hardly compare. And he is a heavy smoker and carnivore, so i am afraid that he will be dead soon and than i will have no one.

So yes, they are beyond weird.
I apologize for flying off the handle like this, but i'm sick of telling strangers lies and jouer la comédie like i'm from a big happy family and have no reason to so much as mention a minor melancholy.

Nah , they ain't weird. But the weirdest thing that happend yesterday was that my dad kept walking around the house like a Lost stranger so it made me wanna glue him on a chair! =.= but I l’amour him xD <3 & my mom ofcourse