What's the weirdest/ most perverted/ most disturbing dream toi ever had?

I can't really tell toi my perverted dreams.

Here's a disturbing dream I had: For some reason I was surrounded par people that I have no clue who they were and supposedly they was my friends. Apparently we all was on a night on the town to see a movie and for some reason the dream went from decent to creepy. It literally became a cop/mafia warzone in 2 secondes flat. Apparently my so called Friends in the dreams was ruthless mafia members. They was shooting aléatoire homeless people for fun in very gruesome ways. I was horrified par that. The guy probably just looked at them wrong he got shot up. And then they thought I was doing something bad "I forgot what I was accused of" and they was about to point their pistolets at me and shoot me full of bullets. And then I woke up. I kinda woke up in a cold sweat.

Let's just say I had three perverted dreams before..... and I'll leave it at that.

um....I really do not wanna get reported

Weird Dream:
I Was On A rendez-vous amoureux, date But We Were Both Butt-Naked! And The Boy Just So Happened To Be My Bestiee! And We Were On This rendez-vous amoureux, date And Everyone Was Butt-Naked, It Was Really Akward I Woke Up Crying!
Disturbing Dream:
My Dad Was At Walmart And He Brought Some nourriture And Clothes! And Then He Came accueil With Another Women! N I l’amour My Mom So Thats How It Was Disturbing Cause No Will Replace My Mom!
Perverted Dream:
These i Haven't Had......Yet

Weirdest dream: I once dreamt about every male person having girly voices, and vice versa... Weird.

Perverted dream: Well... don't even get me started on that. I used to be 12 year-old too, toi know...

Disturbing dream: Well, it was pretty scary, since I was eaten par a great white shark. Seeing as I have a poisson phobia, that's not a very pretty dream.

Weirdest: Try combining The Sopranos and Little House on The Prairie with the Casey Anthony trial and throw in Larry the Cable Guy for good measure.

Most perverted: Going to my great uncle's funeral and getting in trouble for knocking over the sex doll that looked exactly like him.

Most disturbing: My aunt was a serial killer. She killed my grandma and my favori télévision character. I tripped over something and looked down to find it was the TV character's flaming corpse.

well shantelle got in her lit and saw sonic and scremed loud enogh for wong to here and she got her metal spike hammer and hit him over 10 timed the end :D

weirdest:
my Friends and I were prancing about in thongs O_O

disturbing:
me and my Friends were stabbing each other and laughing XD

perverted:
do toi want me to get banned!?

Weirdest: I was sleeping, I heard a noise in the cuisine so I went downstairs. I saw aliens and one of the aliens had a backpack and it a dit something to me. The aliens asked me "Come with us to planet mars" and I a dit "no" and they smiled and went away without me...O.o
Most perverted: toi don't want to know..e_e
Most disturbing: I killed my best friend with a knife. I stabbed her, and I was crying. o.o

Weirdest: Pressured into going to the plage par homicidal grandparents, then drowning, but not actually drowning just ending up in Willy Wonka's chocolat Factory

Most Perverted: ...u//w//u

Most Disturbing: During a family party, a shady stranger came into my room and without my consent, and tore up my favori Kuroshitusji poster. In the dream, I was very disturbed, and cried for hours. Then I hit the guy with a brick.

I dreamed that I was a chick. It felt like it was real, which was very disturbing for me. I was like 7 ou 8 years old when that happened, so it got even plus disturbing.

i was on an alien spacecraft eating a huge fraise (wich i hate) wedding cake with a spoon that had a hole in it while wearing a elf costume...and my dead grandmother and mick jagger where there too...

I don't really want to get banned if i tell toi my perverted dreams, really.

Weirdest dream: A cat appeared out of nowhere while I was playing a board game.
Most perverted dream: (I'm not the pervert in any of my dreams.) France[Hetalia] existed. 'Nuff said.
Most disturbing dream: I saw my dad trying to do ballet.

If I tell my perverted dreams, everyone on fanpop will get banned. XP

So I'll just have to stick with weird and disturbing.

Weird: For some reason I was being chased par 7-foot-tall pillows with FAMAS and Galils

Disturbing: I was at a circus and the clowns were all covered in blood.

Well thats hard to say considering i have ALOT of perverted/weird/disturbing dreams. But the most perverted, and disturbing one was, 2 guys were stalking me o-o, they broke into my house i stabbed him in the stomach they didn't die instead they just healed instantly, and i went to jail for stabbing them, then they stalked me in jail in the form of police, i managed to break out then they stalked me in a whacked out yard, but this time they were disguised as rabbits O>o and it never ended ! every time i killed them ou thought they were finally gone they would appear out of nowhere, then i woke up..THE END O______________O''

Weirdest Dream; I was in some Phoenix Wright courtroom, and Shadow & Espio were there.
Most Perverted Dream; I saw a male Sonic FC doing something...perverted. O_o I dare not say. (I blame Seuris.)
Most Disturbing Dream; I saw someone speedpainting yaoi. O__o (Again, I blame Seuris.)

Let's just say I read too many lemons that day, my Bruno Mars loving friend taught me the true meaning of carrot, and I have a huge crush on Keegan Allen. ಠ_ಠ

I cannot explain the rest, ou I will get reported.

Just think Justin Bieber's initials backwards.

OH GOD IT'S IN MY HEAD AGAIN. MAKE IT STOP. (Washes brain out with bleach)

TMI?

Weirdest: I was kidnapped par a mafia guy, who was driving a Batman car, and he took me into a dark alley, and harry potter people who were vampires tried to kill meh ._.
Perverted: I dont wanna be banned XD
Weirdest: There was a baby in my moms room with a couteau and i was there and she was there too, and the baby threw the couteau at me, and she stepped infront of meh and it killed her T_T

Weirdest dream:Can't remeder…
Perverted dream:I was in Mixeco when that dream happen…
Disturbing dream:too many…

Well this one dream kinda combines all

I was at my school and my Friends crush was covered in mustard... I dont know why... but anyways he and i were arguing about my friend and he jumped on her and there was mustard everywhere. Then we were in this bathroom/maze thing and he was naked and skipping through the halls. suivant I was in the bathroom and I looked under one of the stalls for some reason and this one kid I barely know was in there and he like pulled blé, maïs chiens out of his pants, then I looked in a hole and he was in their doing the same thing and his nipples were like mustard and ketchup dispensers... it was weird.... I have no clue what was goin on...

Ok here is my most disturbing and scary dream: So it was just a regular day, I was doing all the things I usually do, but for some reason everybody was staring at me all weird and treating me way differently, I had no idea why and I didnt like it. That night I looked in the mirror and I screamed in horror, because I was an OLD FAT NAKED WOMAN!!! I mean I had to be at least 90, and I was all Hideous and Ancient, a wrinkly mess! It has to be the most scary image I have ever seen! And the worst and most Terrifying part was that I was completely convinced that it was real, because the rest of the dream had been so Realistic! I had no idea how this happened because I am a tall 19 an old male! Needless to say, as soon as I saw myself, I woke up in a cold sweat! I was so relieved that it was just a dream but yet so Traumatized par the image that I did not back to sleep that night, instead I went and watched some Looney Tunes to calm myself down. I hope never to have a dream like that again

I rather not say. e_____e

I had the most disgusting dream last night. This man who had all these weird sexual fetishes broke into my house and would have these weird orgies with my friends,family,and I..pretty much anyone I cared about. And he had WEIRD fetishes..he liked to whip people with belts,and spray them in the face with fer-breeze and stuff..but anytime he'd do something to me, I couldn't feel it and I guess that made him mad..So,at one point he ordered pizza and I took the delivery mans car and drove to a police station,but before I got off my block he jumped in front of the car with a Freddy Kruger mask on, trying to stop me and I just sped up and hit him. Then I made it to the police station and my uncle was there (he's a detective in reality) and I begged him for help..then I woke up. that was honestly the scariest most disturbing dream I've ever had,I'm scared to no end.

I had a dream today..(if your lire this other days. Weeks. Months ou an then its not today) most perverted: (censored) nope not allowed :p. Most disturbing: monsters in a room... I had that dream 3× and i was just a kid like 6 and 7. I cried waking up.
Most dramatic.. I got eaten par a piranha plant and so did mom and sis. Well i really dont use piranha plant in pvz now. Now i hate him.