Is it this: look over there par the blue truck dont look dont look aint that the hairest back you've ever seen oh its a woman oh and she's got kids somebody slept with that woman oh its aunt betty i never a dit this jeff foxwortey did(how ever toi spell his last name-_-
Obama died. toi got raped par a Mongoose. All your dreams came true. YoumagicallymetaPriestnamedAlexanderAndersonandnowyou'regoingtotellmewhereheisorelseIwillmurderyouandyourfamilyinyoursleep. toi found Waldo. You're growing a third tit. The Zombie Apocalypse began. The Nuclear Apocalypse began. The Brony Apocalypse began. Your parents are actually Aliens. toi found out you're actually a Vampire. That Sparkles. You're related to Edward Cullen.
I AM YOUR FATHER'S BROTHER'S NEPHEW'S COUSIN'S FORMER ROOMMATE.