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What's your favori cheesy pick-up line?

Mine is "Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" but if that doesn't count, it's "Hey, there is something wrong with my phone, your number's not in it."
 Sammisaurus posted il y a plus d’un an
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NomyCake said:
My boyfriend has a tendency to send me stupid, hilarious pick up lines so I have quite a few.

"Are toi an overdo book? Cause you've got FINE written all over you."
"Do toi have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"The only thing I want between toi and me is latex."

And, the best...

"Are toi a general? Because you're making my privates stand at attention!"

XD
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I'm voting this best answer!
SheWolf11 posted il y a plus d’un an
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OMG LOL!!
zanesaaomgfan posted il y a plus d’un an
Shadowmarioking said:
I don't pay attention to pick-up lines.
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toi have to have heard at least one that made toi chuckle.
Sammisaurus posted il y a plus d’un an
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Maybe. My mind just refuses to work for me right now. .______________.
Shadowmarioking posted il y a plus d’un an
yeidcullen said:
the super long "hello"
and if that doesn't count then that really stupid heaven line *pity laugh*
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There are a lot of cheesy "did toi fall from heaven" ones xD
Sammisaurus posted il y a plus d’un an
Trainofdoom said:
Are toi Lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Do toi have a map? I just keep on getting Lost in your eyes.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here

Was toi father an alien? Because there's nothing else like toi on Earth!

See this pin? I want to prick toi with it to see if toi truly do bleed sunshine.

(hold out hand) Would toi hold this for me while I go for a walk?


I admit that last one was kinda cute xD
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Somebody farted... XD What?! The last one is cheesy, but yeah, it's cute too X3
Sammisaurus posted il y a plus d’un an
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Oh my goodness my boyfriend a dit something almost exactly like that last one once and I had completely forgotten about that until now... XD
NomyCake posted il y a plus d’un an
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Last one was so cute!
zanesaaomgfan posted il y a plus d’un an
SheWolf11 said:
America's Failed Pick-Up Lines

salut baby! How would toi like to stimulate MY ECONOMY?

RING RING Geography called! Wondering why your not on haut, retour au début of me yet!

How would toi like to stay on MY FLORIDA tonight hmmmm?
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PAAAAASTAAAAAA~!! :D
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GoldnSnitch_96 said:
Do toi work for Subway? Cause you're giving me a foot long (;
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XDDDD!!! That's just WRONG, but oh so right... XD
NomyCake posted il y a plus d’un an
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Oh lordy xD
Sammisaurus posted il y a plus d’un an
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hahah
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