What are the things toi hate your parents doing?

Mom: Maya?
Me: Sorry, mom. Listening to my iPod.
Mom: *eye roll*

Me: Need any help carrying those groceries in?
*no response*
Me: Mom?
Mom: Oh sorry, I was listening to my MP3 player!
Me: ಠ_ಠ

Mom: Rochelle go water the flowers!
Me: *goes outside. Half an heure later* MOM!
Mom: *on computer* toi get up toi lose your seat,
Me: *facepalm*

Dad: Rochelle come here a sec
Me: *walks to him* what?
Dad: *soaks me with water gun*
Me: *pissed*

Mom: *talks about Percy Jackson because she read it so we could "get closer because we have something in common to talk about"*
Me: -____-
Mom: What?
Me: -__________-
Mom: You're just jealous because I'm going to read Son of Neptune before you. *pokes*
Me: o_O_______O_o *is creeped out*

Usually fighting over the TV with my mom. It's odd.

Me: Mom, can I just watch The Sopranos since it's on right now.
Mom: Lets see if something else is on... (takes remote)*five minutes later* Lets watch this.
Me: I do not want to watch Wizards of Waverly Place.
(yes it would seriously be me wanting the adult montrer and my mom wanting something immature which I usually don't like.)

There have been times that they have been a little unfaithful, but worst of all is having to listen to then fight every time they talk.

When they get in my business and when they tell me what to do.

Mom: Michelle, me and your father are making out right now.
Me: (my face turns green) IT BURNS!!!!!
Dad: Michelle, it's only kissing.
Me: But it's gross!

When they don't listen, don't knock, when my mom gets all up in the buisness I don't want her in etc -__________-

"All up in my business" sounds creepy... O.o

Look over my shoulder on the computer.

Ask me repeatedly why I stopped talking to a friend, and I've told them why a thousand times.

When things like this happen:

Mom: Are toi okay?
Me: ...Yes...
Mom: What's wrong?
Me: Nothing:
Mom: What's WRONG?!
Me: NOTHIIIIING.
Mom: Don't yell at me!
Me: o_e

have sex. i have enough brothers and sisters already.

-ask me if something is wrong.
-tell me I'm wrong about something only to turn around and tell me that I was right.
-when they say they ought to start listening to me when I'm right about something and end up not listening.
-when they blame my sister for crap she didn't do.
-when my mom pulls the "why do toi guys blame me for everything?! Why does it always have to be my fault?!" crap on us, which is usually right after she blames it all in my sister.
-when they argue about stupid stuff.
-when they repeat themselves over and over.
- when they yell at me for being a perfectionist ou for being a pain in the ass.

I l’amour my parents, though.

Each other.

Especially when they know I'm in the house.

o.e

When my mum keeps telling me to look at what the chiot is doing and I dont really want to -_-

Nothing they do has ever annoyed me, they're fucking amazing, and could never get on my nerves even if they tried! :O Why even suggest something like that....