Duh, Renga!

Letms write Renga! Now for those of ya'll not famliar with Renga, it is a mixture of Haiku and Tenga (I think I got that wrong, but it's how I remember it from Freshman an X-P). Haiku is a Japanese poetic art which uses 3 lines: 5 syllables for the first, 7 syllables for the second, and 5 for the last. Tenga is Japanese poetry, too, but it uses 2 lines, and both have 7 syllables. To start a Renga, one person creates a Haiku, then another makes a Tenga following the theme of that Haiku. Let's start it off:

Have toi ever tried
To grab the couteau par the blade
And end all your dreams?