What's the most aléatoire thing toi ou someone else has ever done (or said) in class? o.O

This kid in my class started chant Cee-Lo Green's Forget toi and then got up, went to the corner of the room, and did push-ups until the teacher yelled at him. lol. True story.

I standed up and yelled "ok who a volé, étole my gun!!!" toi should have seen the teacher (btw math teacher) she almost called the cops

or

"ok wheres my heroin,i put it in this frog" (biology)

or

massive fight in the middle of the art class

my algebra teacher was écriture an equation on the board and someone randomly burst out laughing out of no where at NOTHING and a dit "HA! WOOO!!! that is TOO funny man!" everyone stared at him for 5 minutes. xD and then he stopped his fake laugh and a dit "i like fried chicken" with no expression on his face....

I l’amour that class...

Somebody a dit "Put the butcher on" ........

in math class someone jumped out of his siège and gave his best friend a wedgy. the friend couldnt walk rite and had to got to the bathroom to pull his underwear out of his butt. good times

my buddy ....screamed :fuxxy loveeeeeee

"Mr. Macnabb, can I put my pants on now?"
^random student

. . .A guy started chant tht one song from brokencyde tht goes "lick my P**** up and down, back and forth" (Something like tht..,I think the songs 2 drunk 2 drive. . . )

Right before prayer in class when everyone goes quiet Tom a guy in my class yelled acward silence!!! And my teacher took him out of class... Lucky...

"I have condoms in my locker."

"CUPCAKES CAN'T FLY!!" My boyfriend's best friend blurted this one jour when the teacher was talking..

There was a girl who a dit "we have a piano at home".

well My teacher screams out "TACO BELL" when we get an answer right, ou if toi have plus then 1 answer, and its hilarious xDD

Can't pick one, we've had too many incidents in my science lessons.

We've got a lot of good drama pupils in the class, so one jour exactly half way through the lesson half of the class screwed up their eyes and started screaming, and the rest of us got up and started walking round in a cercle repeating this chant, pretending we were possessed.

toi can imagine that this was my idea. :')
I didn't think we were going to pull it off, but we did! toi should have seen my science teacher's face, I will never forget it, she was practically shitting herself. Don't feel sorry for her, she's a horrible woman. Honestly, she's horrible.

But then it all got ruined because the class suivant door (which happened to be my form tutor, great.) came in to see what was going on, and a load of kids followed and distracted some of our class.

We got severely punished, but it was so so worth it! :'D

I wrote a parody of Twilight and I said
"Edward where are your pants!?!"
Everyone stared at me...
After the moment of silence I a dit "Chuck Norris"

In homeroom a kid named Jamir started dancing with a ladybug oreiller and claims to have taken her on a rendez-vous amoureux, date and slow danced to some soft music.Then took her accueil and kissed her goodnight.

my friend Ciara was asked who discovered America and she a dit punctious pilate!

me my friend was sleeping through class then the teacher found out and slamed a ruler on our bureau and i was like chocolat and my fried a dit bunny and we fell out of our seat

My teacher takling about online bullying...."do not do this, this is a very severe crime and the punishment is-,"
Me; A wedgie!
Teacher;"-possible jail-time"
Me; Whoa! That's way worse that's like five wedgies!

me and my Friends were whispering during class and then the teacher was all, "AHEM! whats the answer ladies?" we didnt know, so we all said, "supercalifragalisticixialidotios" (or the thing from Mary Poppins that toi say when toi dont know what to say). when we realized we had all a dit it together, we bumped fists under the table! XD we all got infractions.

In my Math class (the only class not with the two other grades my class is paired with), we had a whole conversation on how to make our younger classmates shut up, how to kill the efficeintly, and dispose of the bodies without any traces. And out teacher joined in with us, mnaking suggestions, telling us what's wrong with our plan, etc.
We've had a conversation on how to bribe a friend to shut up in class (right in front of him), but we couldn't find any.
During math class, our teacher (who is also the athletics coach) had her hair sprayed green and rose par the seniors after their winning a bet they had made with her, taking up most of our time (thank toi seniors!).
And too many others to say.

My friend Mileena, she has a Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal backpack thing. So, my Friends Joey and Rodney slap it and stuff to annoy her. So one day, they slapped the backpack thing and she a dit out loud,

"Did toi just pimpslap my pooh??!!"

smacked someone in the head with a rubber medical arm boy did he get it par the teacher ha ha it still makes me lauph.

MDR when my teacher yelled TAKE THE QUIZ!!! my friend yelled TAKE THE WIZ!!!! MDR everybody started laughing even the teacher and he a dit sorry mrs that slipped out idk i was going 2 say that LOL