I say "Well, I have cramps. My head hurts, my brother is a chienne but I gotta l’amour him. My left knee has been bothering me. There is a chienne at my school that has a jealousy problem with me. I have the attention span of a goldfish which is like five secondes salut is that a leaf? Oh and I'm kinda hungry oh and par the way dude, toi have a booger just saying." And then I walk away with a smile, because in-case toi where wondering..yes it was a leaf.