What's the weirdest question anyone has ever asked you?

this question is the weirdest question anyone asked

It was a series of questions.

"Are toi Moroccain?"
-No
"Are toi Turkish?"
-No
"Are toi Mexican?"
-No
"...Are toi an alien?"
-*walks away*

Stoned people are funny! x3

Some retard:what does your grandma look like naked?????

Me:il sign toi up for rehab,what drugs do toi do??

toi wouldn't believe it

If i was a boy!!!!!.Bloody hell I'm a boy!!

It's so weird I can't even say it.

It was so wierd like u can die from wierdness i can't tell u :O

Some moron: "What were toi doing last night?"

Me: "Your mom.:)"

Can toi lick my hand?

"What kind of bra are toi wearing?"

Yeah, a female asked me that.

Do toi feel crotchety? I fell crotchety. Do YOU?

Crazy Isabelle.

I ask people "Why?!" quesations that are aléatoire but sort-of-true. Examples:

WHY did I ask Jake Gyllenhaal what his opinion on cheese is?
WHY did toi push Ian off the cloche, bell tower?
WHY did I watch a movie about gay cowboys?