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Demotivational Saying of the Week

Always remember that toi are unique. Just like everybody else.
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*motivational. Demotivational is kinda opposite.
MrOrange16 posted il y a plus d’un an
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It IS demotivational!!!
Bananaaddict posted il y a plus d’un an
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Wait! I've already made one!!!
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LunaShay said:
If at first toi don't succeed,
failure may be your style.

If toi find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone.
And yet toi are alone.
So very alone.

Marketing - because making it look good now is plus important than providing adequate support later.

It could be that the purpose of your life
is only to serve as a warning to others.

Every dark nuage has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each an who are trying to find it.

Hard work often pays off after time,
but laziness always pays off now.

Time heals all wounds.
But it usually leaves a pretty big scar.

What is The Secret?
Pretend you've already achieved it -
then offer to sell The Secret to others.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.

The tallest blade of herbe is the first to be cut par the lawnmower.

All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't buy happiness.

toi can do anything toi set your mind to when toi have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

toi are not a big poisson in a small pond, ou even a small poisson in a big pond, but a small poisson in a big fish.

That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

Not all pain is gain.

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

If we don't take care of the customer,maybe they'll stop bugging us.

If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

I want either less corruption ou plus opportunity to participate in it.

For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.

Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to feu all of the unhappy people.

toi were meant for me.
Perhaps as a punishment.

A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.

Diversity - because every person deserves an equal chance to prove their incompetence.

The best leaders inspire par example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

Never before have so many people with so little to say a dit so much to so few.

I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.

Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.

There are no stupid questions,
but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

If toi think these demotivational sayings are funny, it's probably because toi are a loser

Consistency - it's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.


The early worm is for the birds.

In the battle between toi and the world,
bet on the world.

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where did toi get all these?
TheMagicWord posted il y a plus d’un an
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I found it on a website..
LunaShay posted il y a plus d’un an
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wow i l’amour your enthusiasm :)
laura44 posted il y a plus d’un an
xxXsk8trXxx said:
When you're down, always remember that toi were the fastest sperm.

I'm not really sure if that is demotivational, but...
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Bahaha, this is excellent. xD
ShowTheLights posted il y a plus d’un an
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i actually feel quite Victorious
TheMagicWord posted il y a plus d’un an
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wow! i feel special!! :D
RobinFan360 posted il y a plus d’un an
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hee hee hee
MustHaveJacob12 posted il y a plus d’un an
Diasasis said:
At least toi burned brightly, before toi burned out...

toi put the I in failure


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whipped out my trusty Pep Talks & Picker-Uppers for all Occassions
Diasasis posted il y a plus d’un an
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Nice.
Bananaaddict posted il y a plus d’un an
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Theres always steroids!
Diasasis posted il y a plus d’un an
E_M_LoVeRFaN said:
There is no "I" in team, but there is in Injury.
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thats so true
Diasasis posted il y a plus d’un an
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xD
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted il y a plus d’un an
RobinFan360 said:
heres my favori :D :
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 heres my favori :D :
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l’amour that one!
Bananaaddict posted il y a plus d’un an
gleekout4ever said:
If toi fall I'll be there to catch you.... Then drop toi and laugh!
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benderblue said:
this week it's "are ducks involved in this concert?" i walk up to aléatoire people and say it. It so much fun!
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Da!!! XP NOW IS NOT THE TIME AND HERE IS NOT THE PLACE!!! I'LL MAKE A aléatoire SAYING question JUST FOR YOU! P.S. I'M ALLOWED TO ABUSE THE trophée THIS IS MY QUESTION.
Bananaaddict posted il y a plus d’un an
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haha i l’amour annouying people
benderblue posted il y a plus d’un an
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