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What's your favori sarcastic saying?

Mine's "'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me'. What about Mr. Hangman? How do toi think HE feels about words?"
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^ I prefer Rihanna's version of that first one ;)
Goldilottes posted il y a plus d’un an
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XD. And what is sad is that I've heard a little 3 yr. old girl saying that.
POPclogger216 posted il y a plus d’un an
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0_o o dear.. hun probably don't know what it means either
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karlyluvsam said:
no shit sherlock
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Love. It.
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted il y a plus d’un an
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l’amour it
ros59 posted il y a plus d’un an
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I say "No shit Sherlock." all the time. XD But when someone else says it I reply "Elementary my dear Watson."
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KateKicksAss said:
First person: *Says something really obvious*

seconde Person: Nice job, Captain Obvious!

First Person: Why thank you, Lieutenant Sarcasm!
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<3
black_magics posted il y a plus d’un an
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But, don't forget about Admiral Nincompoop, ou Private illigitimate.
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@E_M_LoVeRFaN You're just FULL of encouragement, aren't you? :P
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rapunzeleah123 said:
||||||||||||||||||||||| Sarcastic commentaire loading...
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DiNozzosShorty said:
customer- can i have a coke?
waitress- is pepsi okay?
customer- is monopoly money okay?

yeah cause i do (whatever the person was talkin about)
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dsprtpenguin said:
COOL STORY BRO. toi SHOULD WRITE A BOOK
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Hahaha MDR XD
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E_M_LoVeRFaN said:
"Yep, cause I'm listening."
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goodfeelings777 said:
Oh rly?!
Seriously?
Wow thats so amazing!

Those ones XD
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I can easily imagine the exact tone toi would have also (though I don't know what toi sound like) ;)
POPclogger216 posted il y a plus d’un an
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XD MDR maybe u r right!
goodfeelings777 posted il y a plus d’un an
adultswimperson said:
Mine is:

"Wow that's awesome, like I should give a rats ass?"

It's not the best but it works.
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Hah!
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted il y a plus d’un an
Trainofdoom said:
Well that's just fan-tucking-fastic!
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?
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted il y a plus d’un an
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*fanf*ckintastic* cept i switch the f and t
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it reminds me of haribo tangfastics
Goldilottes posted il y a plus d’un an
black_magics said:
i really want to know how the hell paper beats rock. Stand in front of me while I throw a rock and protect yourself with a piece of paper. Lets see who wins =)
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Funny. Actually hilarious.
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted il y a plus d’un an
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Nice!
POPclogger216 posted il y a plus d’un an
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thank yu
black_magics posted il y a plus d’un an
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cool ;)
Goldilottes posted il y a plus d’un an
ros59 said:
"Oh,well that narrows it down."
"Really? I didn't know that."
"Good job Sherlock."
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LinaHarrow said:
Mad Person: "Seriously?"
Me: "Nah, we're just kidding."
-or-
Mad Person: "Really?! Really?!"
Me: "Really."
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Awsome! May I steal for later using? :)
POPclogger216 posted il y a plus d’un an
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To me? Those sucked.
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted il y a plus d’un an
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@P0Pclogger216-Go ahead. :) @E_M_LoVeRFaN-Nice sarcasm. ;)
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Immortal42 said:
"Wow, thanks, I was losing sleep over that."

"Really? I didn't know that!"

And, when someone says "What are toi doing?" and it's really obvious what I'm doing, I tend to answer with "Fishing."
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same! but sometimes different in the fishing part.
EppofangirlXD posted il y a plus d’un an
jessieinCA said:
This is my cup of care. Oh look it's empty.
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xD
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted il y a plus d’un an
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MDR
ros59 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Hahaha XD
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zariarulz said:
what the cheezits
no duh sherlock
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what the cheezits no duh sherlock
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That's not sarcastic.
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted il y a plus d’un an
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well when isay a sentence i is.
zariarulz posted il y a plus d’un an
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This is the aléatoire spot, so if they want to post a Cheeze-it as an answer, then let it be!
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Lolly4me2 said:
'Just stop talking, I mean look at all the hoots everyone gives.'
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TheBeatlesGurl said:
NO DUR!
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i hate when people say that. but nice
iluvsmj posted il y a plus d’un an
xxXsk8trXxx said:
(To a stupid/obvious comment)
Wow. That is the most amazing thing I've ever heard. Tell me more!
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InvaderStickly said:
Yeah, cause I'll tell give toi my fanpop answer T_T
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invaderlin123 said:
omg your so smucking fart!!!!!! please while im doin something very important please continue with your useless babbling *puts head on hands*
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i like the first one ;)
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BB2010 said:
Way ta go smart one
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sweetangel222 said:
what 's the kind of smoking do toi smoke?
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courtster769 said:
Same as you
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alismouha said:
*After Something obvious*

"Really?? I was never going to find that out on my own."
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Cantwait4book5 said:
Person: *says something really stupid to try and encourage me*

Me: Wow thanks so much. Now that you've a dit that I can rest easy and die knowing that you.... *add stuff*.
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Chaann94 said:
*when someone gives a sermon(u know, those stupid intervention-like talks)*

"Hold me, <insert sermon-giver's name>. That was beautiful!"

But I totally a volé, étole that from Dean Winchester from Supernatural =P
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hsm3-fan said:
"Welcome to the club." & "She's been cooped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank." AND :D "Purge Get It Out. What's On Your Mind?"

Best Damon Salvatore Sarcasim citations ;D
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I a volé, étole From Damon Salvatore XD he Has The BEST Sarcastic Sayings!
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myareid17 said:
"Thank toi captain obvious, do toi want your cape?"
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darina25 said:
arn't u clever?
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EppofangirlXD said:
My faves that I use:
1.*someone points out ou says something really obvious*
Me: No. Way.

2.Someone: Are toi sleeping?
Me: Yes, I am totally sleeping.

3.Someone: what are toi doing? (though it's really obvious of what I am doing)
Me: I'm drowning kittens. Duh.

4. *something really strange happens*
Me: *stares* Oh, that's not weird at all!
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