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~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

Found this on someone's profil on fanfiction.net and thought it was funny. (NOTE: this means that I WAS NOT the 1 who wrote it- am JUST BORROWING IT) What do toi think of it?

1.) At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. DO NOT disguise your voice.
3.) Everytime someone asks toi to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your bureau and label it "In".
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7.) Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8.) dont use any punctuation
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Order a diet water whenever toi go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.) Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".
12.) Sing along at the opera.
13.) Go to a poésie recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14.) Put moustique netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.) Five days in advance, tell your Friends toi can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your co-workers address toi par your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON!! I WON!!"
18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! THEY'RE LOOSE!!"
19.) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of toi go."
 ~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
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cute face! and she's right vv
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Kiniko90 said:
Post this as an article. Follow this link.
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YEAH
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POPclogger216 said:
Note to self :Memorize and practice daily for maximum Insanitational (meaning the product of insanity) purposes.
In math homework, always answer one question with 'I cannot answer this question because of my religious veiws'. ou if it's one on ___ hade 17 1/2 pies, cut out___ etc., say 'They're the one's sreving the pie. they should know how much they have, and not have to ask the customer. CHECK PLEASE!
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IntrepidKeris said:
Here's mine:

If anyone asks toi a question, act all nervous-like, then yell, "YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!"

(lol invader zim reference)
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