whats ur favori comeback?

One time I was getting pissed at this one guy and I just bursted out saying "OMG SHUT UP! I wear heels bigger than your dick!" Then he walked away. I was laughing alot cos he di'nt deny it..

"YOU KNOW WHAT?! toi _____"

Example:

"Shuttup. toi like plus like a girl than Justin Bieber."
"YOU KNOW WHAT?! toi look plus like a girl than Justin Bieber!"

It's really stupid, I know. But I kinda a volé, étole it from my boyfriend who a volé, étole it from me so blame him. xD

"That's what she said(sometimes something perverted after it.XD)" and "Yo Mamma".o3o

Person: Go to hell.
Me: Already been. It didn't agree with me.
^^ I got it from Supernatural. MDR I get most of my comebacks from Supernatural...

And my own one:
"Your momma's so fat, she trips in Londres and lands in Australia."

OO and I l’amour saying "That's what she said." XD

"I know toi are, but what am I?"
Sure, this is on the haut, retour au début of the stupidness meter along with "Why are toi talkin' bout' yourself that way?" But I l’amour it for reasons toi shall never understand, unless toi have read the Secret Series (btw, most aléatoire livres ever).

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

toi mama so fat when people need to excercise they can use your mum as they can run round her for miles!

SAD FOR YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!

From Family Guy

Lois: "Sometimes, I feel like I'm married to a child."

Peter: "If I'm a child, toi know what that makes toi Lois? A pedophile."
XD

My favprite is: "Your face"

Ex: Someone says "You're a total failure"

I say: "Your face is a total failure"

lol! XD I know it's lame but oh well! XD It works! Haha! XD

Who's the chienne now!

When somebody is going on and on, just nod and go "Mhm" and "Yep".

If they are accusing toi of something, just nod and say "Okay".

Do these repeatedly, it pisses them off.

If I had two faces, do toi think I’d be wearing this one?

when in an argument with someone I like to say:

" Are toi mad. Are toi really really really mad. Now toi got something to get over" it pisses that person off beyond belief every time. :)

"Whatever."

ou something plus clever if I feel like zinging 'em. xD

"Your dad was screwing my mom last nite, toi perv!" is my most famous comeback.