A RUSSIAN MAN COMEZ UP TO ZOU AND ASKZ ZOU IF ZOU VANT A VANIZZA CUPACAKAZ FOR TWENZY PESOS... VHAT DO ZOU SAY???

HECK Fo' TWENNY PESOOS? THAT AINT A BAD PRICE toi GOT THERE ON THAT THERE CUPCAKE!

i would say...























































































































































































no

R u speaking in Russian!!?!?!?!?!
Cuz I dont fucking get wt did u write

Pay him, say "Cпасибо." and start a conversation with him in Russian.

Sumimasen, watashi wa mekushikojin de wa arimasen.

I'd look at him like; "o.O" because I don't speak Russian :P.

I'd say no and if he won't go away like the douchebag he is then I'll kick him in the nads, grab the cake, and run away sing "Barney the Dinosaur" like a little girl....come to think of it, I should, since I'd get the yummy vanilla petit gâteau, cupcake in the bargain, ha, ha...*goes to find Russian man with the vanilla cupcake*