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LunaShay said:
[Eminem] May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.. Y'all act like toi never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her cul, ass worse than before they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing toi idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women l’amour Eminem [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, toi might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is par the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP] But if we can hump dead animaux and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [*EWWW!*] But if toi feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes [Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All toi other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? [Eminem] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; well I do, so fuck him and fuck toi too! toi think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of toi critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if toi win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So toi guys could just lie to get me here? So toi can, sit me here suivant to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit suivant to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first toi little bitch, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 and montrer the whole world how toi gave Eminem VD [AHHH!] I'm sick of toi little girl and boy groups, all toi do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy toi [bzzzt] And there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me.
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