I have several. This is just the ones that i got off my facebook. I loads more.
"All we do is argue" "That is b-bullshit"- 500 Days of Summer
"This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated."-Real Genius
911, I'd like to rapporter an accident... They put me on hold! Oh, for the l’amour of God! -The Princess Diaries
Kate Thompson: [to a woman] Is this siège taken? [the woman moves over and Kate takes a seat] Woman in the lunchroom: Does the noise in my head bother you? Kate Thompson: No... -The Gods Must be Crazy
"Guys we're running out of time"-Mort from Madagascar while wearing a clock.
"AHHH NATURE! Its all over me, get it off!- Mort from Madagascar
“I'll kill your friends, your family, and the chienne toi took to the prom! Betty Jo Byarski? I can get toi an address on that, if toi want” -Darwin Mayflower and Hudson Hawk from Hudson Hawk
“Anna: [drugged] I'm not a very good damsel in a dress, am I? [manly voice] Anna: Pay the rent! [girly voice] Anna: But I can't pay the rent! [makes plus dauphin noises] Darwin Mayflower: Yo, Flipper! "Damsel in distress" implies that there is some well-hung Dudley Do-Right galloping up to save you. It ain't gonna happen, see? Hudson Hawk go boom-boom” -Hudson Hawk
Anna: [drugged] I feel like a dauphin who's never tasted melted snow. What does the color blue taste like? Bobo knows? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I must speak with the dolphins now. Eeeee-eeee-eee-eeeeeee! -Hudson Hawk
"How am I driving? 1-800-I'm-gonna-fuckin'-die!" -Hudson Hawk from Hudson Hawk
George Kaplan: God, I miss Communisim. The Red Threat, people were scared... the agency had some respect, and I got laid every night. -Hudson Hawk
coffee is your best friend ~stefan salvatore ......or.... *damon* dont talk now* *tyler* screw u dude *damon* dude really dude *stefan* damon dont *damon* oh common' whos gonna miss this idiot the VD also also MDR omg there r plus and their funny hehe