What are ur favori quotes?

"Gravity cannot be blamed for people falling in love" --Einstein.

I have a lot, but here are a few.

"Before toi judge me, try hard to l’amour me"
-Michael Jackson

"Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons"
-Michael Jackson

"If toi just be sûr, sans danger about the choices toi make, toi don't grow.”
- Heath Ledger

"Money won't buy toi happiness, but it'll pay for the search'
-Prince

"So many people treat toi like you're a kid so toi might as well act like one and throw your télévision out of the hotel window."

"Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's shit and never let them take toi alive..."

"I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too."

"I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay... it's popular." (why we should give a damn about MCR)

"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!"

All citations par Gerard Way, lead singer of My Chemical Romance (MCR 4 short) *here's a pic of Gerard in the musique video 4 Helena par MCR, he's the one with the red tie, screaming :3*

1. payback's a motherfucker ain't it: friday
2. caught in a bad romance: Lady Gaga
3. Eat my shorts: John Bender
4. D'oh: Homer Simpson
5. Who toi calling a cootie Queen toi lint licker!
6. Curioser and Curioser: Alice in Wonderland
7. Thats What She Said: The Office
8. If toi so much as utter one syllable I WILL HUNT toi DOWN AND GUT toi LIKE A FISH!: The Grinch
9. Hush lil baby don't say a word and never mind that noise toi heard, it's just the beast under your bed, in your closet in your head!: Metallica
10. Come to the dark side, we have cookies
11. Stick that in your jus, jus de box and suck it!
12. This ain't a scene it's a Goddamn arms race: Fall out boy

I l’amour every quote tat has to do wit taylor swift. i also call her T-swizzy. N i lovee gay ppl their freaking cool n awesome to hang wit. so if ur a judger of gay ppl then u need to get a life cus war is over PPL!!

Anna: [drugged] I feel like a dauphin who's never tasted melted snow. What does the color blue taste like? Bobo knows? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I must speak with the dolphins now. Eeeee-eeee-eee-eeeeeee!
-Hudson Hawk

George Kaplan: God, I miss Communisim, I got laid every night.
-Hudson Hawk

[after many takes - and many spoonfuls of Vitameatavegamin (containing alcohol)]
Lucy Ricardo: Well, I'm your Vitavigavegivat Girl. Are toi tired, run down, listless? Do toi pop out at parties? Are toi unpoopular?
[pause]
Lucy Ricardo: Well, are you? The answer to all your problems is in this little ol' bottle, Vitameatavegamin.
[Checks the bottle label]
Lucy Ricardo: That's it. Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, megetables and vinerals. So why don't toi rejoindre the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitaveatyvemeanyminimoe. I'll tell toi what toi have to do. toi have to take a whole tablespoonful after every meal. It's so tasty too. It's just like candy.
[Takes a bit of time, if not too much, trying to sample the liquid. Finally... ]
Lucy Ricardo: So everybody get a bottle of...
[pointing at the bottle]
Lucy Ricardo: this stuff.
-I l’amour Lucy

Stewie Griffin: Aha ha ha. Oh, gosh that's funny. That's really funny. Do toi write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. toi are the weakest link goodbye. toi know, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Mmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the montrer right? Isn't it? toi are the weakest link goodbye. And yet, toi have taken that and used it out of context, to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl toi must be, to come up with a joke like that all par yourself. Mmm, that's so fresh too. Any Titanic jokes toi want to throw at me while we're hitting these at the height of their popularity? Hmm? Cause... I'm here. God you're SO funny.
-Family guy

Machine: toi have 113 new messages
[Phone starts to beep]
Lois Griffin: Oh my!
Old Man: Uh, yeah, I was just wondering, uh... where the newspaper boy was.
[beep]
Old Man: Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple days. Wonderin' if he ever gonna come back.
[beep]
Old Man: Guess who? Sorry to leave toi so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come par and bring me some good news.
[beep]
Old Man: Where are you?
[beep]
Old Man: Ah, you're starting to piss me off, toi little piggly son of a bitch. Call me
-Family Guy

"Everything I a dit I a dit with my heart..." -Michael Jackson

"Theres only been a handful of number ones in the entire history of forever!" - Spongebob Squarepants

"so she was like,'let's make babies!'and he was like,'sure!whatever that means!'"

"when everyone's pretty,and has pretty hair,things can get confusing!"

"the weather in los angeles today,is bomb as fuck."

i have a lot but heres my favorite
1)"here's what your feeling at an end, it's simple y-e-s-i-c-a-n" -Christian Beadles

"Lose one Friend, Lose all Friends, lose yourself"-Eric Matthews ( Boy Meets World)

" Stupid is as Stupid does"-Forrest Gump

" Life is like a box of Chocolates"-Forrest Gump

" just keep swimming, just keep swimming"-Dory

" The Force is an energy Field, it binds us surrounds us and penetrates all living things"-Obi-Wan Kenobi

" Anger,Fear, Aggression lead to the dark side"-Master Yoda

" I want toi to listen to me Harry, your not a bad person, your a very good person who bad things have happened to. Besides the world isnt divisé, split into Good people and Death Eaters we all have light and dark inside ourselves"-Sirius Black

" Soon we must choose between what is right and what is easy"-Dumbledore"

If I didn't know better I would say toi have feelings for this MONSTER-" Hes not monster Gaston toi ARE"-Belle

" There is just one Problem left.. how much I am going to miss her."-King Triton about Ariel

why do toi live? " Because I have something worth living for"- Harry to Voldemort

" I believe toi are going to ignore this thing till it SWIMS UP and BITES toi IN THE ASS!" Hooper to the Mayor of Amity Island.

" Im going to make toi an offer, toi can not refuse"- The Godfather

" Say 'ELLO, To MY LITTO FRIEND!"-Scarface/Tony Montana

"Cursed BRAT Look What you've done, OH WHAT a World what a World, I always thought toi were a good little girl. Im MELTING, IM MELTING"- Sarah Palin...eh I mean.. The Wicked Witch of the West.


As toi can see mine are all films except one TV show. Yeah that's my life.

"We all need friends. We die alone, but we live among others." John Marston

"Sometimes I tell myself things happen for a reason. Like what bought me here was fate come a callin'. But no-body made my path but me." John Marston.

"People don't forget. Nothing gets forgiven." John Marston

"It is impossible to live without failure. Unless toi have lived so cautiously toi might as well not have lived at all." JK Rowling

(In response to Mrs Weasley learning that Ron is a prefect and claiming the whole family is)"What are Fred and I? suivant door neighbours?" George Weasley

MDR has gone from "laughing out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

1) "Suicide is the ultimate 'fuck you'" - Ginger from 'Ginger Snaps'

2) "When you're under intense stress, think to yourself...are toi a pipe, ou a f**king diamond? Pipes, they burst under pressure. But diamonds, we were made under that pressure :)" - A woman known as Sassy on a reality TV show. I can't remember the title, but I'll always remember this one quote she said.

3) "Why? What is she to me?" - Rosalie Hale xD

4) "Fiction is the truth inside the lie." - Stephen King

5) "Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears."
- Edgar Allan Poe

6) "I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity."
- Edgar Allan Poe

7) "All that we see is but a dream within a dream."
- Edgar Allan Poe

8) "Each life makes its own imitation of immortality." - Stephen King

9) One Friend: "You're an evil, spiteful, narcissistic, cruel and coldhearted bitch."
Other Close Friend: "No...I'm just simply a chienne :)"

10) "Get Busy Living, ou Get Busy Dying." - Stephen King

11) "God is cruel. Sometimes he makes toi live." - Stephen King

12) "Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice." - Robert Frost

13) "What won't kill toi will make toi stronger." - Criss Angel

14) "Pain is beautiful, when toi feel pain toi know you're alive." - Criss Angel

15) "when mind , body and spirit work together , anything is possible." - Criss Angel

16) One Friend: "You're such a coldhearted, narcisstic, selfish, dumb old witch."
Other Friend: "Why don't toi just go ahead and call me a bitch?"

17) "I did murder five humans. If toi can really call them human. But I was very careful not to spill their blood - I knew I wouldn't be able to resist that, and I didn't want any part of them in me, toi see."
Rosalie Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 7, p.163


:)