The Christmas Intruder

A song I heard on the EEnE wiki. It's really funny!

Well, obviously we have a Santa Claus in our house.

He's climbin' down your chimney,

Bringin' your presents out.

Trying to give us Christmas joy,

So toi better bring your kids,

Bring your wives,

Bring your kids,

Bring wives,

Bring your kids,

Bring toi wives,

And bring your husbands 'cause he's giving Christmas joy.

No matter where toi are, don't worry.

He's gonna find you,

He's gonna find you.

So toi got a new hat,

and got a new cat, good boy.

Good, good, good boy.

I got new T-shirts,

and some finger paints and all.

toi are so nice.

toi are really nice.

For real.

Santa got away, leaving behind presents.

I was brought joy,

par some fat guy in the North Pole.

So nice,

So nice,

So nice,

So_

'Bout 4'9, 4'10.

Rosy red complexion,

Frizzy white long hair.

With a little hat on his head.

Long beard,

Very rose face.

Seein' Santa when I walked in,

With his hands around the cookies.

First thing was to ask for a ride

And I did.

Well, obviously we have a Santa Claus in our house.

Are toi serious, Santa?

I got a T-shirt.

I got a perfume scent.

toi even knew my shoe size, Santa.

Where ever toi are,

He's still gonna find you, find you.