aléatoire Questions. Funniest réponses gets hommages :3

1) Hello!
Hi.
2) Ca va?
Huh?
3) Soooo...what are toi doing tomorrow? :3
Living, hopefully.
4) What are toi wearing?
Nunya beeswax.
5) To much info! DX
:P
6) this isn't a question?
Then what is it?
7) What's the best compliment you've ever recived?
"You're weird."
8) What's your favori song?
Carry On, Wayward Son (currently)
9) Who's the coolest person toi know?
The snowman I built a couple years ago. He's dead now. :S
10) Are toi a boy ou girl?
I'll put it this way- if you're a girl, I'm not interested. If you're a boy, let me see a picture.
11) Have toi ever...you know...Eaten a truffle?
A what?
12) toi thougfht I was going to say WHAT in the last question?!
Don't know, just waited for the coup de poing line.
13) 13 is my lucky number! :D
Poor little you.
14) I hate you!
Right back atcha, jerk.
15) I was just kidding!!!
I would hope so. *hugs*
16) I know toi are but what am I?
That's up to you, ain't it?
17) Evil backwards is live, so does this mean to live is to be evil?
Are toi a demon? Let me see your eyes. *grabs salt and iron* Oh, and I'll take my "*hugs*" back, too.
18) I'm not putting a question here! Got a problemwith it?!
Nope, especially after the last one.
19) Only one plus question...
Okay...
20) PSYCH! XD
Jerk.
21) Did I fool you?
Not really.
22) What's the funniest thing to ever happen to toi at school?
Didn't someone ask that question on its own on this spot before?
23) At a store?
I was a penny short once. Nothing else.
24) In bed?
WTF???
25) Hmmm, thought the answer to the last question would be plus explicit...
Like, HELL no!
26) Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Dammit, who sang that song again...?
27) Well that's alright becaudse I l’amour the way it hurts
That's your choice, bud. *mutters* Weirdo...
28) guess what song im listening to!
The one toi just quoted?
29) Ok...serously...this suivant question is the last one! I SWEAR!
Yeah, sure it is.
30) Last qestion...*grabs ontoyou* Please don't leave me!!!! TT.TT
Let go, toi lunatic! *runs away as fast as possible*

1) Hello!
How yoo do-in?
2) Ca va?
No, I don't speak...... Italian?
3) Soooo...what are toi doing tomorrow? :3
Play your cards right, and I might just end up doing you.
4) What are toi wearing?
Clothes. Sexy clothes.
5) To much info! DX
Hey, toi asked.
6) this isn't a question?
This isn't an answer?
7) What's the best compliment you've ever received?
"You're a freak. toi should be ashamed."
8) What's your favori song?
One with a melody.
9) Who's the coolest person toi know?
That guy that lives in my freezer.
10) Are toi a boy ou girl?
I'm a robot. From the future. A future where everyone is genderless and we are reproduced through science.
11) Have toi ever...you know...Eaten a truffle?
Oh yeah. toi know it. It was like an orgasm in my mouth.
12) toi thought I was going to say WHAT in the last question?!
I thought toi were going to say... toi know... bungee jumped off of a volcanic building in Hawaii? Yeah, because people say that all the time, toi know?
13) 13 is my lucky number! :D
ORLY? Thirteen is a good number. Really it is. I like numbers that end in 3. Yeah. Those numbers are the best.
14) I hate you!
YES!!
15) I was just kidding!!!
WHAAAT?! OH NO SHE DI'N!
16) I know toi are but what am I?
I know I am but what are you?
17) Evil backwards is live, so does this mean to live is to be evil?
No, it means that to be evil is to live.
18) I'm not putting a question here! Got a problem with it?!
Actually, toi just posté one. At the very end. With the question mark. See it?
19) Only one plus question...
Naw... I don't believe it.
20) PSYCH! XD
OH REALLY?
21) Did I fool you?
Not really. No. I totally saw it coming. Really, I did. All I did was scroll down.
22) What's the funniest thing to ever happen to toi at school?
This one time, a bomb exploded right over head, and a bunch of licornes and rainbows exploded with it, and they crashed down into the middle of my science room, and we rode them around the track. Good times.
23) At a store?
See above.
24) In bed?
I WOULD put down something really perverted but some little kid might read it.... so I just won't answer...
25) Hmmm, thought the answer to the last question would be plus explicit...
Funny toi should say that....
26) Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
SHUT UP, RHIANNA, ou I'LL THROW SOME GASOLINE ON YOU!
27) Well that's alright because I l’amour the way it hurts
That's what she said.
28) guess what song im listening to!
The alphabet song! The lyrics from the last two questions are soooo from the alphabet song.
29) Ok...serously...this suivant question is the last one! I SWEAR!
I see no question! LIES!
30) Last qestion...*grabs ontoyou* Please don't leave me!!!! TT.TT
OSHIT! JOE! GRAB THE MACHINE GUN AND CALL THE ASYLUM! LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A RABID ONE!

1) Hello!
SUP!!

2) Ca va?
Oui?

3) Soooo...what are toi doing tomorrow? :3
Going to the moon... ou sleeping... hopefuly

4) What are toi wearing?
cloths... why do toi ask

5) To much info! DX
TMI... that is just so discusting!!

6) this isn't a question?
well then this can't be an answer...

7) What's the best compliment you've ever recived?
toi are looking smokin hot today... ou toi sound like dark vator

8) What's your favori song?
The Climb... NOT

9) Who's the coolest person toi know?
...MYSELF... ou my best friend... hes like the boy version of me

10) Are toi a boy ou girl?
Both

11) Have toi ever...you know...Eaten a truffle?
Only in the country of ruffle

12) toi thougfht I was going to say WHAT in the last question?!
Well i did not thougfh but i did think...

13) 13 is my lucky number! :D
well 14 is not yours and not mine either... its bobs... toi don't know Bob!!! he is the one standing in the corner

14) I hate you!
I l’amour toi TOO!!!

15) I was just kidding!!!
Well I was not

16) I know toi are but what am I?
Well i am a lama so toi must be a narwal
(If toi don't know what a narwal is it is the unicorn of the sea)

17) Evil backwards is live, so does this mean to live is to be evil?
No it means Evil to be live... duh

18) I'm not putting a question here! Got a problemwith it?!
NO!!! I DON'T!!! But bob in the corner does!!!

19) Only one plus question...
Well go on then

20) PSYCH! XD
PHYCH WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

21) Did I fool you?
No but toi did fool Bob

22) What's the funniest thing to ever happen to toi at school?
Bob a dit that he loved me and then I a dit well santa loves you... he got SCHOOLED

23) At a store?
In the door

24) In bed?
Eatin lead

25) Hmmm, thought the answer to the last question would be plus explicit...
It is...

26) Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
No... because i am burning with you... Eminem set us on fire

27) Well that's alright becaudse I l’amour the way it hurts
Really because bob hates it... hes here too

28) guess what song im listening to!
The narwal song... because that is what toi are

29) Ok...serously...this suivant question is the last one! I SWEAR!
Never swear because if toi break it... and evil (Live) raindeer will find toi at night and shoot toi with his lazer light eyes and toi will turn into a Candy cane

30) Last qestion...*grabs ontoyou* Please don't leave me!!!! TT.T
I won't but Bob might

Does this question Understand the question that im saying at toi right now ou no? >,>

1. Hey, how's it going?
2. What did toi call me? xD
3. IDK, what are toi doing?
4. Your fave sous-vêtements, undies xDD
5. hey, well there yours so....
6. which one? xD
7. "You're gorgeous" (I'm not good at replying to compliments;I blush, huge scene)
8. Wow! Too many to name ie; I don't have just 1
9. Easy......Me. >:3
10. *looks down* Last time I checked I have natural boobs on my chest
11. nope, r they any good?
12. whatever followed the dots in the sentence xD
13. Did toi know that 1 and 3 = B?
14. Sounds fun. :)
15. How do I know that? hm? hm?!
16. a person who's asking me 30 questions
17. no.....*thinks about that 1 for a while*
18. Did toi know that 'Got a problem with it?' IS a question?
19. What is it?
20. I like that montrer ^.^
21. Nah, nice try though.
22. I ripped my pants in front of the entire school....funny.
23. Someone caught me dancing like a Sim in the cereal aisle.
24. I *censored*
25. HA! Tricked ya!
26. Holy shit you're on fire?! I can't see...you're on the other of the the computer in a whole nother city/state/country/continent.
27. ...Sounds like toi need to see a psychiatrist.
28. Some kind of pop song (guessing since half the country is into it now-a-days)
29. Alrighty, I gotta say...I'm a little sad to see toi leave.
30. Whoa! Gth off me!...I mean were cool but that's a little much..now If toi don't mind?...TTYL!!
(hahaha, I a dit 'L')

1) Hello!
Wuz up doooog? toi goin to the final round yo!
2) Ca va?
California vacations rock, yeah.
3) Soooo...what are toi doing tomorrow? :3
Church.... in CANADA!
4) What are toi wearing?
Stalker.
5) To much info! DX
Suck it up.
6) this isn't a question?
LIAR. NO. toi CAN"T PULL THAT OFF. YOUR NOT HIM.
7) What's the best compliment you've ever recived?
"Your totally awesome."
8) What's your favori song?
In l’amour With the 80s par Relient K. ou to go with the humor aspect...
May the Horse Be With You.
9) Who's the coolest person toi know?
Me.
10) Are toi a boy ou girl?
Imma Hufflepuff.
11) Have toi ever...you know...Eaten a truffle?
I believe not.
12) toi thought I was going to say WHAT in the last question?!
No I did not think toi were going to say "WHAT" in the last question.
13) 13 is my lucky number! :D
I found out today that 21 is mine.
14) I hate you!
Suck it up.
15) I was just kidding!!!
Suck it up.
16) I know toi are but what am I?
Not as cool as me.
17) Evil backwards is live, so does this mean to live is to be evil?
No, but living backwords is.. ...gnivil.
18) I'm not putting a question here! Got a problemwith it?!
No, but I have a problem with it.
19) Only one plus question...
Why don't toi save us the time and post it here?
20) PSYCH! XD
That's a good show.
21) Did I fool you?
I saw some fool's or today.
22) What's the funniest thing to ever happen to toi at school?
Oh God... toi don't want to know all the jokes...
23) At a store?
I found out they sold nourriture at the grocery store.
24) In bed?
I fell asleep.
25) Hmmm, thought the answer to the last question would be plus explicit...
Your almost as smart as Grawp.
26) Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Yes. Because it is fun to watch marshmellows in the fire.
27) Well that's alright becaudse I l’amour the way it hurts
I l’amour the way toi taste after your done hurting.
28) guess what song im listening to!
I'd rather not.
29) Ok...serously...this suivant question is the last one! I SWEAR!
Once again, just post it here, and save us the money.
30) Last qestion...*grabs ontoyou* Please don't leave me!!!! TT.TT
Suck. It. Up.

What?

1.)Hell-o? Is that Jell-o from Hell?
2.)Who Ha?
3.)PUPPIES~! >w<
4.)COOKIES~! >:U
5.)You were robbed?
6.)It's a question?
7.)"Wuzz up, cookie pants." <3
8.)Too many songs to choose from!!! D<
9.)My Cat. C:
10.)I'm a Kitty MooCow
11.)No, but I've eaten a cookie. :D
12.)I thought toi were going to ask, "Have toi ever sang "Barbie Girl" while dancing the Cha Cha Slide. toi pervert.
13.)Pickle is my favori number. :3
14.)I hate you. >.>'
15.)I wasn't. :3
16.)Who are you?
17.)No, it means Evil is the way of life. u_u
18.)YES, toi MOTHER TRUCKER!! D<
21.)What was the question? Pudding? o.O'
22.)*sees a bird fly by* Oooo, look at the pretty donkey~~~ :D
23.)No, I'm at a zoo. Look at all the grocery items! :D
24.)With Soul.. |3 Wait, what? o///O'
25.)Me ...too? :P
26.)What? I'm burning?!? :O
27.)You sick bastard..
28.)Me burning? OoO
29.)Swear, what?
30.)Leave where? o3o

1) Hello!
1-Umm hi?

2) Ca va?

2- Yeah what u a dit :P

3) Soooo...what are toi doing tomorrow? :3
3-ummmm Idk! I might just sit around.. Trying to avoid u...

4) What are toi wearing?
*screams* CRREEEEPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

5) To much info! DX
So its to much information tht ur a creep? Well its ur life choice, so thts not my fault! :P

6) this isn't a question?
Thank u for informing me Captain Obvious!

7) What's the best compliment you've ever recived?
umm U r the sweetest person I've ever met :)

8) What's your favori song?
.... Why do u wanna know?? *nervously looks around*

9) Who's the coolest person toi know?
My bestest friend Alli, oh and Brendan xD

10) Are toi a boy ou girl?
R U A STALKER???

11) Have toi ever...you know...Eaten a truffle?
A what?? Ok.. thats it.. I officially name u a freak!


12) toi thougfht I was going to say WHAT in the last question?!
ummmmm k then...

13) 13 is my lucky number! :D
Why r u telling me this?? but.. umm... 13 is a cool number...

14) I hate you!
*GASP!* What?? Why?? *sob*

15) I was just kidding!!!
:) Yay! I am now a happy person!

16) I know toi are but what am I?
I dont think I have a say in tht....

17) Evil backwards is live, so does this mean to live is to be evil?
YESS!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!! ^^

18) I'm not putting a question here! Got a problemwith it?!
YEAH I DO! U GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT??!!!!

19) Only one plus question...
LIEZZ!!!!

20) PSYCH! XD
Told ya:P

21) Did I fool you?
No... That was sorta pathetic...

22) What's the funniest thing to ever happen to toi at school?
ummm ur being a creep again! :P

23) At a store?
NOYBYC!

24) In bed?
Woahhh.. Dude.. umm.. I dont think thats any of ur business! LOLZ jk.. notthinnggg

25) Hmmm, thought the answer to the last question would be plus explicit...
.... creep.....
26) Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
umm yeah... What else is there to do?

27) Well that's alright becaudse I l’amour the way it hurts
Well thats good! cuz I called the feu station, but they have decided not to save anyone today!

28) guess what song im listening to!
l’amour The Way toi Lie- Rihanna and Eminem! Imma musique junky!

29) Ok...serously...this suivant question is the last one! I SWEAR!
.... I'm sure if I can believe u....

30) Last qestion...*grabs ontoyou* Please don't leave me!!!! TT.TT
CREEPER! CREEPER! GET OFF OF MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams and runs to Mexico and changes name to Consuela* xD

Ahhh too...much...words!!

1) Hiya!
2) Say whaaa?
3) I don't know
4) Pajamas :)
5) Confusedness :)))
6) No this isn't a question :)))
7) toi have a beautiful voice
8) Il était une fois par Taylor Swift
9) My Friends are all inspiring to me
10) I am a female
11) Maybe it depends on what the heck a truffle is.
12) Ummm...
13) NO WAY MINE TOO!
14) toi do??? :(((
15) WOOOHOOOOOOO PARTAY!
16) toi are... A CHEESEDOODLE!
17) Nope i think... to live is to be a cheerful little elf
18) Yes yes I do
19) Finally :) jk
20) LIAR!
21) NO
22) I farted in Math class :)
23) At a store... Idk. Oh I spazzed when Justin Bieber came on cuz I despise tht kid to pieces.
24) My cat almost suffocated me
25)OMG WTHeck?
26)Mhm cuz I like to watch people BUUUURN
27)Awww suddenly burning toi isn't so fun
28)Love the way toi lie
29) Are toi sure ou are toi lying again?
30) Awww dont worry I'll be back :)))

1. hi
2. what? i dont speak what ever that langauge is
3. going to the torture chamber a.k.a school
4. i choose to skip this one.
5. and this one.
6. its got a ? par it doesnt it? its a question.
7. that charlie the unicorn a dit he would nevr bite my finger
8. in the end and mine
9. lord voldemort
10. both
11. nadda
12. nothing but that. i can read 2 things at once
13 me to!
14 i hate toi to!
15 sorry toi cant take it back now
16 a garbage man
17 yes. iknow cause i am a death eater.
18 no i dont. why are toi so mean!?
19. nuh uh. toi hav 11 more
20 jerk
21. no i can read 2 places at once
22.i fell asleep
23. nothin
24.i fell out of the lit in sleep
25 then your stupid
26 no. im going home.
27 then your crazy
28 a song. haha i win!
29 it is i know.
30 sorry gotta go. nice meeting you.