Well, yeah, when toi steal cookies, expect that the owner of those biscuits, cookies is gonna come after you. That's a lesson I learned the hard way. What's gonna happen is that the moment toi step outside, the éléphant - whose name is Jésus (pronounced hay-suess) - will challenge toi to a rock paper scissors match. Best of thirteen. If toi manage to beat him, toi get to keep the cookies. Good luck!
Remember all those times someone called toi trying to sell something and toi hung up on them? Well, that sales guy was the elephant. The éléphant is an IzzyOzera eating zombie, that's why he's blue and rose spotted. He's come for revenge. I suggest toi flee to Mexico, toi can borrow my emergency tripod.