Who died and made toi king of anything?

Long story short, King Hiromayshelaynaleelarottinjordangin of Anything was my dad's brother's wife's father's brother's cousin. And of course, I was the favori child of our family. (See, what happened was there was this invasion of these evil cannibalistic gummy bears, and I bravely fought them off par swinging my Nerds Ropes and capturing them all. After that, everyone loved me, despite my snarkiness.) And so on his death bed, King Hiromayshelaynaleelarottinjordangin whispered "Make R-Pattz King of Anything." (No sexism, see, kings could be male ou female.) And then BAM, he died, and I sat on the throne, counted my money, drank delicious and expensive wine, and had dancing monkeys to keep me entertained.

And so that's how I came to be King of Anything.

my mum.............................................










MDR kidding hehehe i know im sad

....Elvis?

My imaginary friend King Bob
R.I.P Bob :'(

The average level of Common Sense died and made me the King of Sarcasm.

king Roy Bates of sealand died and i came to own sealand so i took control of the world bit par bit and i am now the dictator of the world. :)

toi should be saying that to my mother.


She's a b*******.

No answer...

I l’amour that song!!

I died, and made myself king of anything.