What is/are your favori quote?

"You were born an original, don't die a copy."

"I don't have a mur around me to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to climb over it."

"C.S.I - Can't Stand Idiots."

"Why didn't anyone kill me when I wanted to die?" - Bella Swan, Eclipse.

"If a wicked man's cœur, coeur gushes blood when stabbed, then perhaps he is not so wicked..."

"What is a rose without its thorns?"

"Your womb is your baby's haven, don't change her haven to a glass jar." - Pro Life :)

"Fiction is the truth inside the lie." (I really hope toi all know who a dit this!!! :D)

"When a guy sweeps toi off your feet, they're in the perfect position to drop toi on your ass."

xD

"Diamonds are a girl's bestfriend."
and
"Never do things that other people can do for you."
are my favourites =)

"The best way to avoid disappointment is to not expect anything from anyone" :)

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

Sex relieves tension - l’amour causes it.

I don't care ou I don't give a (the word can be anything)

"It is delicious cake, toi must eat it."

"there are no stupid questions,just stupid people"
"cute but phyco. even things out""my imaginary friend thinks toi have mental problems!"

I already posté my fave in another question like that but whatever, its:

Don't make l’amour in your garden because l’amour may be blind but neighbors are not.

All of these are Groucho Marx quotes, because he was an absolute genius:

Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend lire it.
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I have a mind to rejoindre a club and beat toi over the head with it.
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I find télévision very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
-And this last one's my favorite...-
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

"i called your boyfriend gay and he threw his bourse, sac à main at me"

"sometimes i wonder 'why is that Frisbee getting bigger?' and then it hits me....damn you"

Here are some I kinda like:

"Clear as mud."
"Never walk in the footsteps of others, ou toi won’t leave any of your own"
"A smile is a light in the window of the soul, indicating that the cœur, coeur is at home"
"The first step towards knowledge is to know that we are ignorant"

This is a Damon Salvatore Quote "If toi Want me naked,All toi had 2 Do is ask" XD! LOL

"Sometimes I tell myself things happen for a reason. Like what brought me here was fate come-a-callin'. But nobody made my path but me" John Marston - Red Dead Redemption

And

"It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless toi live so cautiously that toi might as well not have lived at all." JK Rowling - Harvard Speech

"not having some one to l’amour can have a possitive side, if toi dont have any on e to l’amour then when toi do find that person toi will now how much plus l’amour toi can give," its long but it has meaning to it. well to me it does.

and "what is l’amour if not obssetion and lust?"

"I NEED HELP, IMM Lost AND UNSURE"

"save me from my insanity"

imm weird SO WHAT??"