From what type of OCD are toi suffering?

We all have different ''OCD'' syndromes toi know, for example: Twilighters have Obsessive Cullen Disorder. So I'd like to know, what's yours?

Mine is called Obsessive Callian Disorder. In case toi don't know, Callian is a shipping of Cal and Gillian, two characters from my fave TV montrer ever: Lie to Me*!

Ok, your turn now!