whats the funniest pick up line toi know?

Hey,i saw toi on Facebook and i was wondering if toi wanted to go to myspace and play with my yahoo.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Baby toi must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Are toi an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Can I even get a fake number?

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

If I followed toi home, would toi keep me?

toi look like my seconde wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Do toi believe in l’amour at first site, ou should I walk past toi again?

If toi were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

I Lost my number, can I have yours?

salut baby. roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

Can i get your picture to prove to all my Friends that anges really do exist?

Are toi a dementor? Because toi just took my breath away! (harry potter joke)

Are toi black? Because toi just a volé, étole my heart! (racist joke)

its gotta be:

are those l’espace pants? because your cul, ass is outta this world! ;]

Are toi a parking ticket? (What?) toi got fine written all over you.

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

He: toi look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have toi been married? He: Twice.

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen toi forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, toi even changed your name!

Those made me laugh

The funniest one i've heard...

salut baby, do toi have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!

XD

Are toi from Tenesse? cuz your the only 10 I see!

Baby, I'm a bad boy... but when i'm bad i'm good. wanna find out?

"way salut hey..." LOL