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Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo mamma is so unfortunate that when things are finally coming her way, she's driving in the wrong lane.

Yo mamma so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil a dit there was no room in hell.

Yo mamma is so stupid she sold her house to pay the mortgage.
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Yo momma's teeth so yellow i can't believe it's not butter.
percyandpotter posted il y a plus d’un an
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XD
MadamOcta13 posted il y a plus d’un an
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lmao
obsezed-wif-tda posted il y a plus d’un an
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lmao i like the seconde one and the last one
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RnBStar13 said:
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there's the yo mama jokes website :)
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I go there too!
TDAPlayer158 posted il y a plus d’un an
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I don't go on it :)
RnBStar13 posted il y a plus d’un an
LunaShay said:
Yo mamma so fat when god a dit let their be light,he asked her to déplacer out of the way.


Yo mamma so fat,even dora can explore her



My fav ones of all time x)




VIDEO >:D
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LOL!!LMFAO!!
sierradawn9 posted il y a plus d’un an
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MDR the dora one
zanhar1 posted il y a plus d’un an
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MDR i like the one where it's like yo mama so stupid she thought that a school bus was a giant twinkie ou a ho ho
ninja1078 posted il y a plus d’un an
zanhar1 said:
Yo mamas so fat her patrounus is a cake XD
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Yo mamas so fat her patrounus is a cake XD
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XD OMG!
lovebaltor posted il y a plus d’un an
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:)
zanhar1 posted il y a plus d’un an
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HA!
MadamOcta13 posted il y a plus d’un an
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XD
LunaShay posted il y a plus d’un an
breebree446 said:
Yo Momma so fat she jumped up in the sky and got stuck!
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XD
zanhar1 posted il y a plus d’un an
potterandtdi said:
Yo mama's so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the width of the door.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks in stillettos, she struck oil.
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lol, these were really funny.
UmOkayThen posted il y a plus d’un an
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thanks
potterandtdi posted il y a plus d’un an
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your welcome
UmOkayThen posted il y a plus d’un an
taytrain97 said:
Yo mamma so fat, she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singin'
"We are family! Even though you're larger than me!"
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XD
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GaGaBoi said:
Yo mama so fat she went to the films and sat suivant to everyone.

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mamma is so dumb she sold the house to pay the bills.

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing.

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MDR XD
NomyCake posted il y a plus d’un an
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I l’amour the last one XD
LunaShay posted il y a plus d’un an
sapherequeen said:
Yo mamma is like a train track, she gets laid everywhere.
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One of my two favori ones.
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CMJCMJLG said:
Lmao funny here's mine:
Yo mamma so stupid that when your dad came in the door he said: It's chili outside, that she ran outside with a spoon
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chonny said:
yo momma is soooo stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
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hehehe wow XD
obsezed-wif-tda posted il y a plus d’un an
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♥ this one
zanhar1 posted il y a plus d’un an
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thanks!
chonny posted il y a plus d’un an
xshams said:
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an pomme on it! xDD
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MDR
chonny posted il y a plus d’un an
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lmfao!!!!!
obsezed-wif-tda posted il y a plus d’un an
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XD LOL!
LunaShay posted il y a plus d’un an
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XD
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MadamOcta13 said:
Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she drinks water and it turns into lemonade.

Yo momma's so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea World.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs a boomerang to put on her belt.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Johnny Cash was a paying toilet.

Yo momma's so old, she sat suivant to Jésus in first grade.
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deathchick9 said:
:3
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NomyCake said:
Yo mama so fat that any time she walks there's an earthquake in California.
Yo mama so ugly that she looked outside and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so fat she can't tell her legs from her stomach
Yo mama so fat that she has to have a chariot élévateur, chariot élévateur à fourche to get out of her lit in the morning.
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XD the first one
zanhar1 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Oh, I remember that!
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Spi_Kat_Penguin said:
Yo mama's butt is so big, it clogged the black hole.

-Kat
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obsezed-wif-tda said:
Yo momma is so stupid wen she went to da YMCA she got confused cos she landed in MACY (tht fashion store)
.......lol....idk..but yea....hmm
Yo momma so fat she cant even clap....
Ok......plz dont flag ou rapporter this but yo momma is so fat she uses her mattress as her maxi p--
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