Oh... is this your house? Then this must be your or fish... *Pulls swimmy out of pocket and slips him in your pomme juice* Then this must be your wallet.. car keys.. pineapple.. boy friend.. flamingo.. laptop.. dessigner pair of shades.. grandpa.. Oh, && about everything else toi own. *Grabs your wallet on the way out the door* Hasta lavista, suckah!
why hello, i was taking a little walk and i noticed what a lovely accueil toi have. suivant i strolled into your accueil then,silly me, i casually a volé, étole everything toi have. par the way i left a fun little note with a bomb explaining that toi houes willl blow up in 20.5 minutes. =) bye for now
I was taking a walk while eating a muffin, and this raccoon came up and took it and he ran away. I chased him into your house and a dit "Don't eat that! That's mine" and he a dit "You can't stop me now!" and then he ate it. So, we were mad at each other until he a dit he liked my shirt, then I told him his ears were cool looking. So, we talked for a bit and became best friends, we've been here watching films for a few days, then I ate some of his pop corn, maïs soufflé and he got all mad, and then he leaped to attack me. I threw him in your closet and I've been living in your basement ever since.... So if a raccoon ever attacked toi once toi opened your closet that's my fault.