IF a tornado came towards me what conseil would u give me to calm down?!

theres really nothing anyone can tell toi to calm down except to not think about it i guess

Get into the lowest lying area toi can find such as a basement ou cellar. If toi cant find anything like that crawl into a ditch ou coolie. The lower toi go the better your chance of survival.

WATCH OUT FOR FLYING COWS!!!!!!!i wouldnt care if there really were a bunch of flying cows, thanks to the movie "Twister" the mere thought of a flying cow makes me laugh!then make sure ur out of its path(if possible) and in a low lying area, if u are in a house without a basement, go in the smallest room of your house, preferably your bathroom, which has several sturdy fixtures toi could take cover in. If toi outside, find a ditch, lie facedown in the deepest part of it, and make sure ur head and neck are covered with ur hands. your area just got issued a tornado warning didnt it?

Oh, I live in Iowa so my family has to deal with them every summer >.<
I would just tell toi to stay away from the windows in your house, and stay at the lowest point of the house as well, most likely the basement.
Tornadoes usually follow up during a thunderstorm, so I would suggest not to take a douche during the storm. ^^

think of miku hatsune!

well first get somewere low lying and then sing yourt favori song!

Think about the evil witch toi and your house will land on. And then, YOUR OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!

RIDDLIN!XD I'm sorry,thats cruel...

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE :)

that would certainly calm toi down XD

try to chase the tornado :)