..... The sky was orange yesterday. I took my bow and Arrow and shot the clouds. Then it rained arc en ciel colored chocolat bars and my sister went mad because there wasn't any cake and I ate the last piece of her speshalz home-made cake then my girlfriend shot her and then she was better and we turned into zombies, ate some Twinkies, and lived happily-freaking-after. ... then I raped a cow.
And that's just the beginning.
When the arc en ciel chocolates melted we took the raped cows and went swimming in it and joined the arc en ciel community because we're sexy like that. Then detective L found out that Light WASN'T Kira after all because my sister's name is Keira and she has a black notebook. Mello came along to eat the arc en ciel chocolat then got raped par my cousin. Then she got pecked par a blue chicken. In other words, yesterday was pretty normal.
what? really? no...YOU DID! WHY DID toi EAT MY HORSEY, REBBECCA! CURSE YOU!!!!! YAHHH! REBBECCA IS DEAD! PARTY! CURSE YOU!! toi KILLED REBBECCA! WHY? YES! I'M SO HAPPY! toi KILLED REBBECCA! WHAT??????????????????YOU ATE Fred TOO? DAMN YOU! ALRIGHT! toi ATE FRED! YEAH! I WILL KILL toi FOR KILLIN Fred AND REBBECCA, MY BEST FRIENDS! *stabs toi with a piece of dust* TAKE THAT! REBBECCA AND Fred ARE MY 123 ABC ENEMIES! toi ATE MY HOUSE TOO? YEAH! KILL YOU! AND HAVE A PARTY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DAMN toi FOR EATING! KEEP EATING! IT IS GREAT! AS YOUR PUNISHMENT, toi MUST TRY TO CATCH THE DOTS!
heres a true story..you see iwas walking through a rainforest and then i saw..a coww a purple cow and it meowed at me!! i like picklews and then i ohh guess what yesterday i saw a unicorn!!! my best freiends like oranges bcause they can talk and i make no sence so if i anyone tells meim confused what nevermibfd i dont know what im écriture this is supposed tro be aléatoire and yes it is so u cant say it isnt and dill pickles are invading the sky so watch out i like papillons
Me: I'm not really that rando- PIKACHU!!! I THOUGHT I TOLD U TO PUT AWAY THAT BAZZUCKA!!! Pikachu: *points bazzucka* Me: *starts dancing* ♪Can't touch this. Na na na na, na na, na. Can't touch this. Na na na na, na na, na na. HAMMA TIME♪ Pikachu: TT_TT Why do I even talk to her. *fires bazzooka* Me: Gasp! toi can tal- *BOOOOOOOOMMMM*
wet and sticky is icky sticky and wet makes mommy upset, and when mommy's upset *says in a dark voice* NO Body Is HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! I like your beard because toi your l’amour your l’amour is my drug. Your l’amour your love waves on swim so they hatein' on him. toi were designer shades just to hide your face. A monkey at my banana! Give it back u stupid monkey. fine u can have it. *Yells* No i want it back now! *takes deep breaths* Yes I'm a Dark blue. He was like this and I was like that, then she was like no way and I was like whatever he's totally eating a sandwich, "sandwich"
today started out pretty normal:i woke up at 2 am to hispanic at the disco on the radio.i got up to take the trash out in my underwear(cause that's how i sleep)but i tripped over the fishball and broke it and Fred poisson LXVII died so i fell asleep in the hall and woke up at 8 when my mom went to work(cause she works at 8:30 and we live half an heure away)and the trash was already taken out par my brother who has asthma.i got up and made a grille-pain strudel which took 5 min to bake and half an heure to eat.but here's where it gets wierd:i saw a white light coming out the fridge door.i opened the fridge and was instantly transported to a room that was clear except for a chair and a message on it that said:if there is a room that has walls 8 feet thick and is underground,how do toi get out?i looked up and there was no ceiling so i climbed up and got out and saw a canard horse named vertigo.i rode him into a town full of germans.that's the one european language i can't speak and none of them can speak english,but one of them can speak freanch so i told him what was wrong and he raised me as his child until i was 78 and full grown and went to the moon because people turned that into a fake earth and i met a nice man and settled down and had 8 kids named flalala.and then it turned noon and i hadta go to shool.and while i was gone my brother had an asthma attack and died...oh and then i found five dollars.