aléatoire

répondre à cette question

aléatoire Question

Post any knock-knock jokes.

 mitchie19 posted il y a plus d’un an
next question »

aléatoire Réponses

SuperUkeChan said:
Okay that's actually the only one I know... 0.0;
To any Harry Potter fans out there ;D

Knock nock.
Who's there?
toi know.
toi know who?
YES! Avada Kedavra!

 select as best answer
posted il y a plus d’un an 
*
Darn! I was going to say that! Best Answer!
LinaHarrow posted il y a plus d’un an
*
thats soo funny MDR
wisegurl posted il y a plus d’un an
*
Ahahahahhaahahhahahahhahaahaahhahaahhaaha...ok im done....nope hahahahahhahhahahahhaah *votes best*
Insane4ever posted il y a plus d’un an
hollisterxchica said:
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Sadie.

Sadie who?

Sadie Pledge of Allegiance.

select as best answer
posted il y a plus d’un an 
*
Haha clever XD
CourtneyFan17 posted il y a plus d’un an
*
MDR win
zanesaaomgfan posted il y a plus d’un an
xxXsk8trXxx said:
"Knock knock."
"I KNOW IT'S YOU. OPEN THE DAMN DOOR YOURSELF."
 select as best answer
posted il y a plus d’un an 
*
MDR ftw XD
CourtneyFan17 posted il y a plus d’un an
EalasaidWooster said:
Knock knock

Who's there?

The police. There's been an accident. Your son is dead.
 select as best answer
posted il y a plus d’un an 
*
LOLZ XD
Matsy23 posted il y a plus d’un an
*
XD
EalasaidWooster posted il y a plus d’un an
Hiding 2 comments... click to show.
*
Omg O__o!
CourtneyFan17 posted il y a plus d’un an
WolfeDSmith said:
Knock Knock
Whose There?
Pee
Pee Who?
I'm peeing on you.
select as best answer
posted il y a plus d’un an 
Chibi-Baka3 said:
"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Me. I kill you."
~Achmed

For all of toi Achmed fans out there. xD I l’amour Jeff Dunham and his friends.
 select as best answer
posted il y a plus d’un an 
*
Crap! i a dit the same 1!
Seastar4374 posted il y a plus d’un an
*
haha yeah
mcrkilljoygirl posted il y a plus d’un an
Hiding 5 comments... click to show.
*
JEFF DUNHAM XD
Chibi-Baka3 posted il y a plus d’un an
CourtneyFan17 said:
Chritian: Knock Knock
Me: Ugh who's there?
Christian: Boo
Me: Boo who T_T
Christian: It's just a joke toi don't have to cry about it! *he laughs*
Me: Stupid :P
 select as best answer
posted il y a plus d’un an 
Seastar4374 said:
Knock knock.

Whose there?

Me I keel you! Your such an idiot toi keep answering the door! Where I'm from when toi hear someone at the door toi shut the hell up and hide!

Okay I know this is the same as Chibi-Baka's but I added what Achmed a dit after the me I keel toi part.
 select as best answer
posted il y a plus d’un an 
*
I actually haven't heard the part after that, so that's new to me! xD I've only heard him say the whole "me, I keel you" thing.
Chibi-Baka3 posted il y a plus d’un an
Insane4ever said:
"Knock knock"

"whos there"

"me"

"me?!?! imposible!!!!!!!"

i laugh hard 2 this one
 select as best answer
posted il y a plus d’un an 
zanesaaomgfan said:
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Lettuce
salade, laitue who?
salade, laitue in and you'll know who

And

Knock Knock
Whose There?
Mikey
Mikey who?
I left mikeys in the house so let me in please.
select as best answer
posted il y a plus d’un an 
*
Ahahahah 2nd one epic i left my keys in your house hahhahahahahahaah
Insane4ever posted il y a plus d’un an
*
XD
CourtneyFan17 posted il y a plus d’un an
IHWTA said:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Okay, I know toi hate Knock knock jokes, but toi don't have to cry! Geez!
 select as best answer
posted il y a plus d’un an 
*
I a dit that one :O!
CourtneyFan17 posted il y a plus d’un an
-RandomChick- said:
I dunno, I just thought of this one....

Knock Knock

"Who's there?"

"Ya Mum."

O.O Oh sh*t!
 select as best answer
posted il y a plus d’un an 
next question »
Cookies help us bring you Fanpop. By using Fanpop, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More Got It!