AHHH I thought this would be one of those "The Game" trick questions, so I thought about The Game and I Lost The Game!
Now, on to guessing:
Your Mom bought toi an éléphant for your birthday (she didn't actually buy it, she a volé, étole it from the Big pomme Circus, but that's another story) which was fifteen months il y a because she was late, and told toi that toi were really adopted from another planet? And then your real parents came to take toi back to a dit planet (at light speed), called majoRawesomEpiErandoM-5 and took toi to Yoda who told toi toi were a Jedi, and then from the shock of having learned so much exciting news in four hours toi turned evil and blew up majoRawesomEpiErandoM-5's talking moon named JOEJELLY, and then the majoRawesomEpiErandoM-5ians kicked toi off the planet, and toi wandered the universe for five hours and then a meteorite picked toi up and toi rode it back to Earth, miraculously surviving reentry (with your alien powers) and coming back to your Earth accueil unharmed? And then toi told someone the story and they sent toi to a psychiatric hospital, where toi were put in solitary confinement and are now écriture this from, right after Elmo tortured toi with crayons?
If that's what happened then that's SO weird, because that just happened to me this Tuesday (it's okay though, I'm out of solitary- Dora, the Wonder Pets and the voices in my head helped me escape).
toi ATE A DONUT? WITH arc en ciel FROSTING AND SPRINKLES THAT TASTE LIKE pudding AND- Hold on. BRB (In British Voice) 5 minutes later! Mmm, mm oh so good! Huh? What? Did toi say something?
