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In heaven, the police are British, the amoureux are Italian, the chefs are French, the engineers are German, and the bankers are Swiss.
In hell, the police are German, the amoureux are Swiss, the chefs are British, the engineers are French, and the bankers are Italian.
So I am left wondering where Americans fit in. Though it is quite possible that Americans are the maids and janitors, ou something like that. :) Nobody get offended, please. This is just my rambling.

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from Harry Potter
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"Pity toi can't attach an extra arm to yours [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you."

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"

Harry, don't go picking...
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