I l’amour aléatoire citations so heres some I like:

1.Don't worry about what other people think, they don't do it very often.

2. I smile beacuse I have no idea whats going on.

3. I'm not aléatoire toi just can't think as fast as me.

4.Sleeping is my drug. My lit is the dealer and the alarm clock is the police.

5.You know what I really hate? Trees!

6. I don't need a photograph 'cause you've never left my mind.

7. Why is this dog trying to eat my leg?

8. I've never actually seen someone slip on a banane peel.

9. You're weird. I like you.

10. We all think raising our phones 6 inches in the air will give us service.

11. When was the last time toi did something for the first time?

12. Keep calm and carry on.

13. It's a BIG TURN OFF when guy$ talk lyk this dis 2 U.

14. I am not a BITCH. I am THE chienne and to toi I am Ms. BITCH.