Any fave movie quote?

Young Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar, guess what?
Scar: I despise guessing games.
Young Simba: I'm gonna be King of Pride Rock.
Scar: Oh, goody.
Young Simba: My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And I'm gonna rule it all. Heheh.
Scar: Yes, well forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, toi know.
[flops on his side]
Young Simba: salut Uncle Scar, when I'm King, what'll that make you?
Scar: A monkey's uncle.
Young Simba: [laughs] You're so weird.
Scar: toi have no idea.
-Lion King
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Bobby: I know. toi probably don't remember us, but I'm your Uncle Bobby, and this is biscuit salé, craquelin Jack.
Jack: Man, don't teach them that.

Jack: Jack drinks Jack! Jack drink Jack!
[considering his name is Jack and he's Drinking Jack Daniels]
Jeremiah: Jackie is drunk!
Bobby: Jack likes cul, ass crack and ballsack.
Jack: Jack doesn't like cul, ass crack and ballsack! Jack likes boobs! Jack's got fans. Jack's got lots of fans.
Angel: Man, shut the hell up.

Angel: I gotta ask toi a question. Me and Sofi did a lot of making up last night. It seems like a got a little rust on my tools down here
[opens his bathrobe]
Bobby: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ask the cockologist in the shower.
Jack: How the hell would I know?
Bobby: You're the expert.
Jack: [looks for a second] Rug burn.
-Four Brothers
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Atticus Finch: I remember when my daddy gave me that gun. He told me that I should never point it at anything in the house; and that he'd rather I'd shoot at tin cans in the backyard. But he a dit that sooner ou later he supposed the temptation to go after birds would be too much, and that I could shoot all the blue jays I wanted - if I could hit 'em; but to remember it was a sin to kill a mockingbird.
Jem: Why?
Atticus Finch: Well, I reckon because mockingbirds don't do anything but make musique for us to enjoy. They don't eat people's gardens, don't nest in the corncrib, they don't do one thing but just sing their hearts out for us.
-To Kill a Mockingbird (its in the book AND the movie)
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Jonah Miller: Mom says its because she has PMS.
Steve Miller: Do toi even know what PMS is, Jonah ?
Jonah Miller: Of course I do dad, I'm not a little kid anymore. It's the Pissed At Men Syndrome.

Kim: We're not perfect. Any of us. We make mistakes, we screw up but then we forgive and déplacer forward.
-The Last Song
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theres many plus but it is be an endless list...

Yup! There are 4 from Matrix Revolutions. And two from Terminator 1 xD

Kyle Reese: John Connor gave me a picture of toi once. I didn't know why at the time. It was very old - torn, faded. toi were young like toi are now. toi seemed just a little sad. I used to always wonder what toi were thinking at that moment. I memorized every line, every curve. I came across time for toi Sarah. I l’amour you; I always have.

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Sarah Conner: You're terminated fucker
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Agent Smith: Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do toi do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do toi believe you're fighting for something? For plus than your survival? Can toi tell me what it is? Do toi even know? Is it freedom? ou truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning ou purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. toi must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. toi must know it par now. toi can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do toi persist?
Neo: Because I choose to.
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[to Bane/Smith, after Neo is blinded]
Neo: I can see you.
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Trinity: I don't have time for this shit.
[fight ensues and she puts a gun to the Merovingian's head]
Trinity: toi wanna make a deal? How about this? toi give me Neo ou we all die, right here, right now.
Merovingian: Interesting deal. toi are really ready to die for this man?
Trinity: [cocks gun] Believe it.
Persephone: She'll do it. If she has to, she'll kill every one of us. She's in love.
Merovingian: It is remarkable how similar the pattern of l’amour is to the pattern of insanity.
Trinity: Time's up. What's it gonna be, Merv?
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Trinity: Six hours ago, I was ready to give my life for you. Do toi know what has changed in the last six hours?
Neo: No.
Trinity: Nothing.

Titanic: I'd rather be his whore than your wife. (Rose)
van Helsing: I'm sorry about your brother, and your family. (Anna) We Transylvanians always look on the brighter side of death. (VH) There's a brighter side to death? (Anna) Yes. It's just harder to see. (Van helsing)Anna... [Turns Anna around, knocks her out] I'm sorry about that too.
Eclipse: Doesn't he own a shirt? (Edward)
Mamma Mia: I will not be...(Can't remeber what she said)... par an- an ejaculation! (Donna)

Mine?

Twilight:
Bella to Edward: "If toi stay, I don't need heaven" =New Moon
Edward to Bella: "You are my life now" =twilight
Jacob to Bella: "... He's not even alive..." and "...but it matter to me that she's ready to let her cœur, coeur stop and her skin ice over and her mind twist into some crystallized predator's head. A 'monster.' A stranger." =Eclipse
Jacob to Sam: "Ephraim Black's son is not born to follow Levi Uley's."

That's all...

Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging - I'll be bored to death par mouton, moutons and hobbits!
Blow - Anyway, may the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry toi aloft to dance with the stars. I l’amour toi Dad. l’amour George.
Lord Of the Rings - We be nice to them if they be nice to us! take it off us! - Gollum, & Don't turn me into anything unnatural... No? - Sam and Gandalf.
Benny and Joon - I used to look up to you, but uh... now i can't look at toi at all & Mommy?
Pirates of the Caribbean DMC - Jack: toi look bloody awful what are toi doing here?
Norington: toi hired me. i can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack: toi Smell Funny!

All vers l'avant, vers l’avant motion counts. Elizabethtown

toi wanna be really great? Then have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make them wonder why you're still smiling. Elizabethtown

The world's a playground. toi know that when toi are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it. Yes Man

It should not be denied that being footloose has always exhilarated us. It is associated in our minds with escape from history and oppression and law and irksome obligations. Absolute freedom. Into the Wild

<<Some may ask, "Why act now? Why not wait?" The answer is clear. The world could wait no longer.>> Into the Wild

"...It's midnight. One half of Paris is making l’amour to the other half."
Ninotchka (1939)
Hear the original excerpt: link

The dope was whining about a suit case. What was I supposed to do? Shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot"? --Home Alone

I've got alot of them from pirates of the caribbean<3!!

-Jack Sparrow: toi take the rive party, I'll stay with my ship

-Davy Jones: Do toi feel dead?
Jack Sparrow: toi have no idea

-Captain Sao Feng: Jack Sparrow, toi have paid me a great insult.
Jack Sparrow: That doesn't sound like me

-Jack Sparrow: [to Beckett] Who am I?
[Beckett, who doesn't answer, looks confused]
Jack Sparrow: [rather hurt] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow

-Elizabeth Swann: It's real!
Norrington: toi actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will Turner: With good reason.

-Will Turner: If we can outrun her, we can take her. We should turn and fight.
Jack Sparrow: Why fight when toi can negotiate?

-Jack Sparrow: [to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

and so on....there are millions of them that are even funnier than these....