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BellaCullen96 said:
All Harry Potter citations :D
Draco Malfoy:
"Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something."
"Oh how silly we’ve been!" Malfoy sneered. "We should have stroked them! Why didn’t we guess?"
"I-I thought they were funny," Hagrid a dit uncertainly to Hermione.
"Oh tremendously funny!" a dit Malfoy. "Really witty, giving us livres that try and rip our hands off!"
"Azkaban ─ the wizard's prison, Goyle. Honestly, if toi were any slower, you'd be going backwards."
"Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir."
"But I got this far, didn't I?" he a dit slowly. "They thought I'd die in the attempt, but I'm here . . . and you're in my power. . . . I'm the one with the wand. . . . You're at my mercy. . . ."
Fred and George Weasley:
"Are toi trying to belette out of montrer us any of this stuff?" a dit Zacharias Smith.
"Here's an idea," a dit Ron loudly, "why don't toi shut your mouth?"
"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.
"That's not what he said," a dit Fred Weasley.
"Would toi like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags.
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," a dit Fred.
"Hey, look ─ Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.'
"Harry's is better than ours, though," a dit Fred, holding up Harry's sweater. "She obviously makes plus of an effort if you're not family."
"Why aren't toi wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."
"I hate maroon," Ron moaned half-heartedly as he pulled it over his head.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks toi don't forget your name. But we're not stupid ─ we know we're called Gred and Forge."
"We'll send toi a Hogwarts toilet seat!" - George
"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" [Molly Weasley]
"What are Fred and I? suivant door neighbours?"
"Well, I certainly don't," a dit Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days."
"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" a dit Fred.
"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" a dit Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!"
"It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it."
Luna Lovegood:
"I don't think toi should be an Auror, Harry," a dit Luna unexpectantly. Everybody looked at her. "The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working from within to bring down the Ministry of Magic using a combination of Dark magic and gum disease."
"Daddy, look—one of the gnomes actually bit me!"
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