toi Know You’re Obsessed with Percy Jackson When…
toi go to the Empire State Building and toi ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and toi scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” *
Every time toi use the Internet, toi thank Hermes.
When toi see Harry Potter, toi think of Percy with glasses. *
toi burn nourriture to see if it smells good. *
toi see an owl, toi go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
toi think that your favori singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to toi dies and toi give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and toi create a PJO family.
toi go on a cruise and toi hope the bateau isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a bateau and toi pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and toi hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast toi out of the air. *
toi go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
toi find your true l’amour and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. *
toi think George buisson, bush is a son of Ares
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with toi everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
toi get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
toi get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
toi sometimes try to control water. ***
toi don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. *
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, toi claim toi have ADHD ou dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. *
toi yell "Annabeth!" every time toi see a NY Yankees hat.
toi make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. **
Anytime toi see an orange shirt, toi look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. *
toi are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books. *
When toi see/hear about anything mythology-related, toi talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. **
Buy anything New York ou San Francisco-related.
toi are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
toi are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
toi claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your Friends argue with you. *****
toi have dreams about PJO characters/events *****
toi carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time toi pick up a pen, toi think it'll turn into a sword.
Every time toi play dodge ball, toi bring a suit of armor.
toi go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
toi find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, toi yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO toi l’amour ANNOYING ME?!"
toi stuff your Harry Potter livres in the back of your closet so toi have some plus places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, toi say: "I hope toi shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, toi burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" *****
toi pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" *****
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) toi scream "JACKSON!" **
When someone dies, toi pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
toi are known to scream names of the characters at aléatoire times. ****
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies *****
toi pray to Athena when toi don’t study for a math test.
And when toi flunk a dit test, toi blame her irritation on Percabeth.
toi make a liste of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy plus than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also toi might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. *
When toi steal your friend's pen toi believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and toi thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. *
toi write fan fiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. ******
When your mom grounds toi from the computer, toi blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
toi want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. *
toi give all your Friends god parents **
toi quizz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. **
toi spend time doing pointless research at, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. ***
toi plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
toi imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Super bowl. **
toi get your parents to start lire PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
toi think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. ***
toi have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
toi want Kronos buried under Wichita, Kansas in a sûr, sans danger deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. ***
Your mother thinks toi need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
toi blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
toi imagine aléatoire unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one Rebelle soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why toi were laughing, toi try to explain. **
They think toi are nuts because toi are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
toi think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. ***
toi know you're obsessed when toi lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
toi think all the populaire girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
toi go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. ***
toi read page 287 of BotL over and over again ou say the lines in your head **
your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
toi and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada ou Canadians. ***
toi and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only toi two in it.***
toi get other people obsessed. ******
toi know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, and PJO and
use it in conversations. **
Your favori quote of all time comes from PJO. *****
toi and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS *
When someone dies, toi give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.
Every time toi see a guy in a wheelchair toi think "Chiron!!” *
toi find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, toi take the oath of the hunters
when toi burn yourself, toi curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
~you put an offering to Demeter suivant to your garden.
~you go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who toi really are, Chiron…"
~you say "Maia!" when toi are wearing shoes. **
toi checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.*
toi know which pages the good parts are on. ****
toi suddenly hate thunderstorms. **
toi start hearing Percabeth in every song toi hear. *
toi started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
toi start figuring out who your godly parent is. ****
toi never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. ******
toi ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. *
toi start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. *******
Each jour toi check every fan site toi know of for new information. *
toi try to figure out how much nourriture dye toi need to turn chocolat chip biscuits, cookies blue.
toi make references to it in school reports and/or to Friends that haven’t read it. **
The first thing toi ask someone when toi meet them is, “Have toi read PJO?” ***
toi yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever toi enter a boat.
toi curse a god/goddess a lot.
toi have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room *****
toi know PJO better than most sane people ******
toi have liens to every great PJO site *****
toi beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
toi add things to the liste every jour **
toi know what toi would do if toi were Percy *
toi argue with your Friends about if Nico should turn evil ou not (NOT!)
At least half of your Friends have read all the PJO, ou are going to in the very near future ***
toi wish toi could find a arc en ciel to see if Iris messages work **
toi give Friends and yourself a godly parent, **
toi are trying to learn Greek *****
toi keep thinking about one of the PJO livres when toi go on a trip. ***
toi think of Percy every time toi see a dark haired green-eyed boy ****
toi have an instant crush on Nico! **
toi just have to research plus about Greek mythology ******
toi want to learn Latin ***
toi copy/paste this onto your profil ******
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a traverser, croix over *****
toi have taken every test toi can find about what demigod parent toi would/do/should have, and your trying to get your Friends to****
toi make sure all of your Friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what toi say when talking about PJO ****
Your Friends (At least one), think toi are obsessed with PJO, and toi agree **********
toi have one ou plus things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks toi why, toi tell them******
toi have something on your school things (Or accueil things), that says 'Daughter of God/goddess', and toi don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of an unliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when toi read this********************
toi own every single book***
toi are planning on adding a lot plus things to this liste **
toi call yourself a demigod ******
toi wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real***********************************************************************************************
toi plan to study Greek mythology in college ********
toi find yourself praying to a aléatoire god when toi didn't study for a math test because toi were too busy lire PJO
You’ve called someone toi know a satyr.
toi have AP European History and toi wish Annabeth could tutor toi about all the architects toi have to know.
And that’s how toi know you’re obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
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