Mort touching th eroyal feet in real life

Clock Tower: Take 1

*BONG*

Private: "OW! MY EARHOLES!" *clenches side of head & falls off clock tower*

Director: "Private! I told toi it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What!?"

Director: "I a dit I told toi it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What do shrouds have to do with this?!"

Director: "NO! LOUD!"

Private: "What's loud?!"

Director: "The clock tower! I told toi to come prepared!"

Private: "THERE'S A ours ON THE CLOCK TOWER?!"

Director: *slaps forehead*

Clock Tower: Take 2

*BONG*

*penguins are shown on the clock tower & jumping off*

Skipper/Private/Rico: *land...

Congaga: Take 1

Julien: "I am the conga king! Doing the conga thing! Tail up then tail down! Hold my bottom & sing!"

Julien/Maurice/Mort: "Escongo! Congaga!--"

Julien: "Stay on key, Mort!"

Director: "Julien, that was you..."

Congaga: Take 2

Julien: "I am the conga king! Doing the conga thing! Tail up then tail down! Hold my bottom & sing!"

Julien/Maurice/Mort: "Escongo! Congaga! Walk on in! Congaga! toi can't stop! Congaga! Jump in line & sing! Congaga!"

Julien: "Please don't be tardy! Be on time to this dance party! Please come to this con--Con--CON! Congagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!...

(I made this all up myself)

What is Rico's favori song?
Dynamite.
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Private: Mmm! This is good hering!
Kowalski: That isn't hering, that's wild goldfish!
Private: Blah! I didn't even know those existed!
Kowalski: They don't.
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Kowalski: Trick question, Skipper. Why is the Sun red?
Skipper: Is this about Rico?
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What is black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange?
The Penguins of Madagascar.
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Why did the bomb traverser, croix the road?
It was in Rico's stomach....

Blowhole: I now remember who I am, time to visit the penguins *evil laugh*

Another arrival at the zoo for the penguins arrives

Skipper: Hello friend what's your name?
Red: Hi my name's Red me and my sister are pleased to meet you.
Skipper: Sister?
Arlene: Hi I'm Arlene.
Kowalski: hi I'm Kowalski
Private: I. . . I'm Private
Rico: hi I'm Rico
Skipper: Do toi have combate training Red?
Red: yes, my Capitan trained me, till blowhole killed him

Later. . .
Red one: It's nice to see ya doc, we just got word that the penguins got two new arrivals.
Blowhole: Yes, I am aware of that. Soon I'll have my revenge on...

Chapter 3: The Rise of the guardians

It was a beautiful summer’s night on the island of hoole, where Soren, along with his best friend Gylfie, Twilight, and Digger, are departing on a mission for the Ga’Hoole Tree. “Dad, can we come along with you?” asked Soren’s three daughters, Bell, Blythe, and Bash. “No, but perhaps someday toi can. Pelli, are toi sure you’re okay?” “Yes, I’ll be fine, now go. What’s your mission this time?” “Well, we’re investigating the disappearances of several owlets and we also got a tip, that the Pure Ones, now being led par the Striga,...

Chapter 1: Who Calls At Midnight

Marlene's Habitat, 11:57PM

Marlene was sitting down, waiting for a specific Dragon Fly to appear. Finally, he arrived.

"Hey Marlene. Ready to plan all o' this?" asked Scouter.

"Of course I am. Look, I kept a map of the manchot, pingouin lair. Ya know, in case of emergencies. There are 4 main enterances. First one is the hole hidden par the penguin's nourriture bowl. The suivant are the two windows underwater from the manchot, pingouin habitat. The last one is the air vent. But I doubt I would be able to fit in those pipes." Marlene explained.

"I got an idea. How about I go through the pipes,...

"Wait?.. So toi think that the lemurs and the rest of the penguins have been kidnapped?"asked Marlene who was almost completely out of breath. Her and Skipper were racing back to the zoo, they were at a internet Cafe downloading music, but Skipper's gut a dit that they should be elswhere.
"I don't think Marlene. I know."said Skipper who was about 10 metres ahead of her. First they went to the HQ. No sign of Rico, but there were traces that he was there. "Look, my herrings!Im gonna kill that regurgitating gut." a dit Skipper, picking up one half-eaten fish."OK, so toi were right about Rico, mybe...

-Boys, I don't want toi to feel sad for me, so we are going back to the hq and toi are going to dress up for the night of your Lifes.
-Skipper, it will be a special night, but why are toi taking it so serious?
-Because if I were with Marlene, it would be the night of my Life.
It was Amazing- thought Private. Skipper was so different.
We walked and walked and walked and when we got there I just chose my suit and put it on.I didn't a dit any word. Just don't want to.Kowalski still working in his machine.He was so tired, but he still there working and working...I was so pride of him.
-Kowalski.
-Hey,...

---Okay, first of all, this is my first fan fic (at least on here), so...expect it to suck. Each chapter might be a bit long so might take a while to write, so be patient!! It's rated T. (13)---
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"PRIVATE!!" The angry leader shouted. He crossed his flippers as he waited for the smallest manchot, pingouin to arrive.

Rico peered into Skipper's 'quarters', a place for him to relax after missions ou just if he has some free time. The heavy penguin's eyes widened as he examined every detail in the room. Full of bunnies and choc eggs.

Damn it, He thought to himself. The...

*At Marlene's Place* salut Marlene.Maurice a dit "Hi Boyfriend". She a dit "Heh" Maurice Laughs Nervously "So What Should We Do Today?Marlene a dit "I Have A Surprise For You.Maurice a dit "What Is It?"Marlene Said"I'll Tell toi Later" *For 2hrs Maurice Learned A Song And He Remembered So His Surprise Was TO Sing For Marlene.*At Marlene's Place* So Whats My Surprise? Marlene a dit I'm Going To Sing A Song For You. Oh Maurice That's So Nice Of toi Marlene a dit *He Is chant Lauren Hill:Cant Take My Eyes Off You*He Begin To Sing
You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off of you.
You'd be...

The penguins ran after Marcus. He was really good at digging. He literally tore through the dirt with his flippers at breakneck speed, leaving the others behind in the dust. The others were running just to keep up with him. Marlene and Brook stayed in the very back, doing their best not to get dirt on their coats.

“Can’t we just go home?” Marlene whined

“Negative, Marlene. Without putting an end to Smith’s tyrannical reign, we will be forced on the lam from our own people.” Skipper replied to her, smiling to himself

“Oh… toi know, you’re getting as bad as Kowalski.” she retorted...

"Hello Uncle Skipper!" We said.
Skipper calasped his flippers together "Ah, finally, toi kids finally made it. The Misses is out to visit her family. But-"
Athena moaned "Oh great, now it'll be a living he-"
"Athena!" I scolded "Watch your language in front of Amelia!"
"Oh she's heard worse!" Athena shoved me.
"Ah, ah, ah, no fighting zone thank you." Skipper ruffled my feather bangs. I had to go back and fix it. Agh!

"So what are we gonna do here Uncle?" Albert asked. mostly giving eye language pointing to the TV.
"How about toi kids watch the TV? I'v had an exhausted day. Your Aunt left me in charge...

Marlene hopped over beside me. “Hey!” she said. “What’s up?”

“Sky, a few clouds,” I replied weakly.

She punched my flipper softly. “Ha ha. Very funny. I’m serious here.”

I opened my beak to reply when we both heard a loud noise. We both glanced at each other. “We should probably check that out,” I said.

“Yeah,” agreed Marlene.

We slid/ran toward the noise. I flipped on the mur while Marlene jumped up beside me. “What is it?” she panted.

I looked through the binoculars. “Not sure yet- Oh!”

“What is it?”

“Just some guy in a arbre animal napping a squirrel.”...