"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General", ou " The Major-General's Song"was written par the playwrights Gilbert and Sullivan in 1879. The song is famous, and you've probably heard it before.
linkBlowhole: I am the very model of an evil dauphin mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the l’amour of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make...
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