HI THERE!!!!! this story will teach toi how to drive if yor 16 ou not. If your a human ou not but if your a snake
skipper: ou A SPY! ou DR.BLOWHOLE!
just stop lire toi got no hands/flippers/paws/ext.
Skipper: becuse we dont want you!
me: SHUSSHH toi GET YOUR TURN SKIPPER!
now where were i? oh yeah!
But im not genna teach you! The penguins will! now lets start the lesson!
CHAPTER 1:THE LOOKS
private: when toi drive toi need to look good
like sun glasses! I perfer purple galsses!
skipper: purple?! no purple! i dont like purple nor rose there too girly.
private:like i was saying its all about the sun galsses becuse it says "IM THE BEST DRIVER IN THE WORLD!"
CHAPTER 2: CAR CHECK
kowlski: toi need to check your car becuse safty comes first.
skipper:uhh kowlski force gose first
kowlski:check the underhood to make sure a targeting invention isnt put in there par a crazy manchot, pingouin *looks at rico*
rico: EEEEHHH!!! *waves*
kowlski: check the tire presser too. and last toi need to check if the car is good enough for awesome camondo penguins like us.
CHAPTER 3:SPEED!
rico: ... VROM HFAWYGYAFBZNRUAFGHTYDN FAST FAST! *car noses*
translation: vroom!GO AS FAST AS U CAN!STEP ON IT GO FAST! FAST!!!!
kowlski: cool cars go faster thats a sicentific fact!
private: no u go slow and steddy becuse safty gose first
skipper:noooo force gose first!
CHAPTER 4: STUFF toi NEED TO LOK OUT FOR
skipper: this is genna be a long chapter the things toi need to look out for are....
ninjas,spys,aliens,guns,people from denmark,step moms,lasers,ninjas with guns,jelly donuts,Dr.blowhole,lobsters,bolwing pins,robots with laser eyes,king julien,spounge bob,fangirls,fangil ninjas!,pepole who kill penut beurre winkees,the ghost of medfriidi and jhonson,flying perahna,flying sharks,rico with too much dinomite,kowlski's inventions,me,and ninjas
kowlski:well i was thinking stuff like stop signs and red lights but those would work.....lest go to the suivant chapter.
CHAPTER 5:????
kowlski:..... what happen to the chapter
rico:uhhhh kaboom
private: toi BLEW UP THIS CHAPTER!
rico:yep!
skipper: well less lire for us!
kowlski:this was our last chapter so...
everyone: THE END!
me: sooo now toi know how to drive so put your hands on the weel and go! BYE!!!!!!!
skipper: ou A SPY! ou DR.BLOWHOLE!
just stop lire toi got no hands/flippers/paws/ext.
Skipper: becuse we dont want you!
me: SHUSSHH toi GET YOUR TURN SKIPPER!
now where were i? oh yeah!
But im not genna teach you! The penguins will! now lets start the lesson!
CHAPTER 1:THE LOOKS
private: when toi drive toi need to look good
like sun glasses! I perfer purple galsses!
skipper: purple?! no purple! i dont like purple nor rose there too girly.
private:like i was saying its all about the sun galsses becuse it says "IM THE BEST DRIVER IN THE WORLD!"
CHAPTER 2: CAR CHECK
kowlski: toi need to check your car becuse safty comes first.
skipper:uhh kowlski force gose first
kowlski:check the underhood to make sure a targeting invention isnt put in there par a crazy manchot, pingouin *looks at rico*
rico: EEEEHHH!!! *waves*
kowlski: check the tire presser too. and last toi need to check if the car is good enough for awesome camondo penguins like us.
CHAPTER 3:SPEED!
rico: ... VROM HFAWYGYAFBZNRUAFGHTYDN FAST FAST! *car noses*
translation: vroom!GO AS FAST AS U CAN!STEP ON IT GO FAST! FAST!!!!
kowlski: cool cars go faster thats a sicentific fact!
private: no u go slow and steddy becuse safty gose first
skipper:noooo force gose first!
CHAPTER 4: STUFF toi NEED TO LOK OUT FOR
skipper: this is genna be a long chapter the things toi need to look out for are....
ninjas,spys,aliens,guns,people from denmark,step moms,lasers,ninjas with guns,jelly donuts,Dr.blowhole,lobsters,bolwing pins,robots with laser eyes,king julien,spounge bob,fangirls,fangil ninjas!,pepole who kill penut beurre winkees,the ghost of medfriidi and jhonson,flying perahna,flying sharks,rico with too much dinomite,kowlski's inventions,me,and ninjas
kowlski:well i was thinking stuff like stop signs and red lights but those would work.....lest go to the suivant chapter.
CHAPTER 5:????
kowlski:..... what happen to the chapter
rico:uhhhh kaboom
private: toi BLEW UP THIS CHAPTER!
rico:yep!
skipper: well less lire for us!
kowlski:this was our last chapter so...
everyone: THE END!
me: sooo now toi know how to drive so put your hands on the weel and go! BYE!!!!!!!
yeah... for Creative Writing, I had to write a l’amour poem. I don't like anybody in that way (right now, at least) so I ended up écriture mine about Kowalski. It's a free-verse poem, so it doesn't rhyme, but... yeah.
When I hear your soft, smooth voice
I don't understand a word toi say
too many variables and equations
but I l’amour it anyway
Your clear blue eyes
masked behind protective goggles
as toi experiment
with dangerous chemicals
In your world, the only thing
I can make sense of
is the fact that maybe
toi are plus careful when I'm around
don't want to hurt me
ou make a fool of yourself
par making something explode
...
it doesn't work that well
but that's okay with me
<3
When I hear your soft, smooth voice
I don't understand a word toi say
too many variables and equations
but I l’amour it anyway
Your clear blue eyes
masked behind protective goggles
as toi experiment
with dangerous chemicals
In your world, the only thing
I can make sense of
is the fact that maybe
toi are plus careful when I'm around
don't want to hurt me
ou make a fool of yourself
par making something explode
...
it doesn't work that well
but that's okay with me
<3