One day, In 1979, soon ou later, something happened. This is how I Lost my tail. I performed trick at Coney Island, New York. Way before Dr blowhole performed the Ring of Fire. I had to perform a highly dangerous trick. I had to jump through 3 hoops of fire, In a pool of sharks.
Trainer: Come on, toi retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This dauphin is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do toi know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous trick. How about riding on him?
Trainer: Only if we do this trick.
Other trainer: FINE!!!
Jack: NO! IM NOT JUMPING THROUGH THREE RINGS OF FIRE!
*Jack jumps through the 3 rings of fire*
Me: Phew. That was quick.
Sherman: Glad toi survived, good friend.
Me: Thanks. I hope toi survive the ring of fire.
Sherman: Trust me. I'll survive.
Me: I believe that. Okay. I have to let this jerk ride me.
Sherman: Have fun!
Me: Alright?
Trainer: I got to get on him, right?
Other trainer: toi know! Hiop on him.
*Trainer hops on jack*
Trainer: Go stupid dolphin!
Me: IM NOT STUPID!
Trainer: GO!
*I refuse to go*
Trainer :You freakin-
*Trainer rips off my tail*
Me: OWWWWWWW!!!!!!! MY TAIL! THE PAIN!
My tail bleeds in the water while I throw the trainer to the wall.
Other trainer: Im gonna call a dauphin medic!
*15 minutes later, the dauphin medic gets here*
Me: OWCH! IT BURNS!
Sherman: JACK! NO! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Me: THE FREAKIN RETARDED TRAINER RIPPED MY TAIL OFF SINCE I DINT LET HER RIDE ME!
Sherman: Tell me about it. Once, he slapped me with a tv remote.
Me: How come my tail- I mean, how come I feel better now?
Sherman: What about that bandage on your tail's mark (where it used to be)?
Me: WOW! They are going to take care of me!
Sherman: Im gonna be worried about you, bud.
Me: I'm releived. they are taking me to the dauphin hospital!
Sherman: Sorry toi have to go through all of this pain. Have a good time at the hospital. Bye.
*Jack gets put in the ambulance and goes away*
Sherman: Bye, best friend.. *cries*
*At the dauphin hospital*
Me: Im going to be fine.. Im going to be fine..
Doctor: We will have to replace his tail with a mechanical tail.
Me: ILL HAVE A TAIL AGAIN! YAY!
Other doctor: Okay. Leyts put him to sleep.
Me: WAIT? WHAT ARE YO- Im tired. *mumbles* *falls asleep*
*Doctors put on the mechanical tail*
Me: I had a great sleep. Ahh..... WHERE AM I?!- Oh wait, oh yeah. The Lost of my tail. Wait, am I dreaming, ou do I have a tail- but all mechanical? I HAVE A TAIL! YAY!
Doctor: Me seems fine. Take him to the pool with all of the other dolphins.
Me: Wait, where are toi taking me?
*Nurse takes me to the pool*
*I arive at the pool*
Nurse: Here toi go! *Drops me on the water*
Nurse: Have a poisson for being so good!
Me: YES! A fish! I havent had once since that other trick. I can only eat crabs. Ugh! *shivers*
*Jack eats fish*
*Other dolphins are talking and playing*
Me: This.. Is... A... MIRACLE!
*A dauphin named Ryan comes up to jack*
Ryan: Wanna be friends?
Me: Sure!
Ryan: So what happened to you?
Me: Oh, I was doing tricks at coney island, And the stupid trainer ripped my tail off.
Ryan: Uohhhh.. Okay. I got my dorsal fin cut off.
Me: Hmm.. Interesting. I had to jump through 3 rings of fire.
Ryan: THATS DANGEROUS! Im only 10, I couldn't do that.
Me: I'm 10, too!
Ryan: Awesome!
*8 days later, I get released to the ocean*
Sherman: I miss toi Jack. Please, come back.
Other dolphin: Ive heard he's escaped to the baie of the ocean.
Sherman: OCEAN? HES NEVER COMING BACK! IVE GOT TO BREAK INTO THE OCEAN!
Other dolphin: I can believe toi can. toi are VERY strong. Hey, I would like to escape, I'll help. Okay?
Sherman: Okay. Lets do it. 1,2,3, GO!
*Sherman and the other dauphin breaks out to the ocean*
People: WOAH!!!
*4 days later, Sherman finds jack laying par the beach, watching the clouds.
Sherman: JACK! I FOUND YOU!
Me: Sherman! I missed you!
Sherman: Is your tail okay?
Me: Yeah! It is replaced with a robotic tail. It works!
Sherman: Cool!
Me: We will have so much fun together!
Sherman: Yep. Lots of fun.
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Trainer: Come on, toi retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This dauphin is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do toi know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous trick. How about riding on him?
Trainer: Only if we do this trick.
Other trainer: FINE!!!
Jack: NO! IM NOT JUMPING THROUGH THREE RINGS OF FIRE!
*Jack jumps through the 3 rings of fire*
Me: Phew. That was quick.
Sherman: Glad toi survived, good friend.
Me: Thanks. I hope toi survive the ring of fire.
Sherman: Trust me. I'll survive.
Me: I believe that. Okay. I have to let this jerk ride me.
Sherman: Have fun!
Me: Alright?
Trainer: I got to get on him, right?
Other trainer: toi know! Hiop on him.
*Trainer hops on jack*
Trainer: Go stupid dolphin!
Me: IM NOT STUPID!
Trainer: GO!
*I refuse to go*
Trainer :You freakin-
*Trainer rips off my tail*
Me: OWWWWWWW!!!!!!! MY TAIL! THE PAIN!
My tail bleeds in the water while I throw the trainer to the wall.
Other trainer: Im gonna call a dauphin medic!
*15 minutes later, the dauphin medic gets here*
Me: OWCH! IT BURNS!
Sherman: JACK! NO! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Me: THE FREAKIN RETARDED TRAINER RIPPED MY TAIL OFF SINCE I DINT LET HER RIDE ME!
Sherman: Tell me about it. Once, he slapped me with a tv remote.
Me: How come my tail- I mean, how come I feel better now?
Sherman: What about that bandage on your tail's mark (where it used to be)?
Me: WOW! They are going to take care of me!
Sherman: Im gonna be worried about you, bud.
Me: I'm releived. they are taking me to the dauphin hospital!
Sherman: Sorry toi have to go through all of this pain. Have a good time at the hospital. Bye.
*Jack gets put in the ambulance and goes away*
Sherman: Bye, best friend.. *cries*
*At the dauphin hospital*
Me: Im going to be fine.. Im going to be fine..
Doctor: We will have to replace his tail with a mechanical tail.
Me: ILL HAVE A TAIL AGAIN! YAY!
Other doctor: Okay. Leyts put him to sleep.
Me: WAIT? WHAT ARE YO- Im tired. *mumbles* *falls asleep*
*Doctors put on the mechanical tail*
Me: I had a great sleep. Ahh..... WHERE AM I?!- Oh wait, oh yeah. The Lost of my tail. Wait, am I dreaming, ou do I have a tail- but all mechanical? I HAVE A TAIL! YAY!
Doctor: Me seems fine. Take him to the pool with all of the other dolphins.
Me: Wait, where are toi taking me?
*Nurse takes me to the pool*
*I arive at the pool*
Nurse: Here toi go! *Drops me on the water*
Nurse: Have a poisson for being so good!
Me: YES! A fish! I havent had once since that other trick. I can only eat crabs. Ugh! *shivers*
*Jack eats fish*
*Other dolphins are talking and playing*
Me: This.. Is... A... MIRACLE!
*A dauphin named Ryan comes up to jack*
Ryan: Wanna be friends?
Me: Sure!
Ryan: So what happened to you?
Me: Oh, I was doing tricks at coney island, And the stupid trainer ripped my tail off.
Ryan: Uohhhh.. Okay. I got my dorsal fin cut off.
Me: Hmm.. Interesting. I had to jump through 3 rings of fire.
Ryan: THATS DANGEROUS! Im only 10, I couldn't do that.
Me: I'm 10, too!
Ryan: Awesome!
*8 days later, I get released to the ocean*
Sherman: I miss toi Jack. Please, come back.
Other dolphin: Ive heard he's escaped to the baie of the ocean.
Sherman: OCEAN? HES NEVER COMING BACK! IVE GOT TO BREAK INTO THE OCEAN!
Other dolphin: I can believe toi can. toi are VERY strong. Hey, I would like to escape, I'll help. Okay?
Sherman: Okay. Lets do it. 1,2,3, GO!
*Sherman and the other dauphin breaks out to the ocean*
People: WOAH!!!
*4 days later, Sherman finds jack laying par the beach, watching the clouds.
Sherman: JACK! I FOUND YOU!
Me: Sherman! I missed you!
Sherman: Is your tail okay?
Me: Yeah! It is replaced with a robotic tail. It works!
Sherman: Cool!
Me: We will have so much fun together!
Sherman: Yep. Lots of fun.
Thanks for lire this! The real versoin is at:
link
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