Les Pingouins de Madagascar Article: manchot, pingouin Bloopers: Romantic guitare <3 (from Littlefoot)

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manchot, pingouin Bloopers: Romantic guitare <3 (from Littlefoot)

posted by peacebaby7

par request of link. Hope toi enjoy it. :)
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Romantic Guitar: Take 1

Skipper: Somewhere inside that abomination burns some ember of our Marlene. And I know just how to reach it. Rico! guitare me! Por favor!

Rico: *hacks up guitar*

Skipper: (not realizing that its an electric guitar) *plucks string* *LOUD guitare SOUND*

Private/Kowalski/Skipper: Aaah! My ears!!!!

Rico: AHHH YEAH!

Director: Rico! Spanish guitar! Not electric!

Kowalski: What about Danish metrics?

Private: No! I think he a dit Famous sitar tactics!

Kowalski: Oh yeah Private! That makes sense!

Skipper: What are we talking about?!

Private: What stalker trout?!

Skipper: No! WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?!?

Director: ENOUGH ALREADY!

Romantic Guitar: Take 2

Skipper: Somewhere inside that abomination burns some ember of our Marlene. And I know just how to reach it. Rico! guitare me! Por favor!

Rico: *hacks up guitar*

Skipper: *plays Spanish guitar*

Marlene: *sways*

Kowalski: It's working!

Private: When did toi learn to play like that?

Skipper: 8 years of hiding in the jungles of Me-hi-co! toi pick up a few things!

...

Director: Ugh! X! That's your cue!

X: *drives up in van*

Director: You're too late!

X: *gets out of car* T_T Why do toi think?

Director: *holds back laugh* Well....um...X...it's....not that bad.....

X: *looks at Rico* I know it was toi who dyed my uniform pink! Admit it!

Rico: *burst out laughing*

Skipper: Stand..*snicker*...Stand down Rico...It's not that AHAHAHHAAA!!! I'm sorryhehehehehe!!!!

X: >:(

Romantic Guitar: Take 3

Private: When did toi learn to play like that?

Skipper: 8 years of hiding in the jungles of Me-hi-co! toi pick up a few things!

X: *drives up in van*

Skipper: *stops playing*

Penguins: *hide*

Marlene: *snarls at light from headlights*

*grenade falls in front of her*

Marlene: *growls at grenade*

[Grenade]: *smoke screen*

X: Ha! Gotch....Hey! Where'd she go?

Kowalski: *points* Um......

Marlene: Come on! Please!?

Skipper: Marlene I'm working right now. I'll play plus later.

Director: Guys! We're supposed to be doing the scene!

Marlene: OK...then how about we change the scene to where he plays more!

Skipper: *smug look*

Director: *facepalm*

CommanderOreo, mostar1219 and 2 others like this

Private1sCut3 LOL! XD Great job. That's really funny. I really like the electric guitar part. XD Thanks for making this. =D

peacebaby7 ^No problem! I'm glad you enjoyed it! Sorry it took so long though.

Private1sCut3 ^It's ok! =) You actually didn't take that long. =)

peacebaby7 ^ Thanks :D

ricoiswsome Trying . . . Not. . . To. . . Lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol !

peacebaby7 ^XD Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it! :D

27Kowalski Ahahah! Hilarious. Absolutely love it! LOL! XD

CuteCuddly XD

CuteCuddly ^ 'Nuff said.

peacebaby7 Thanks guys XD

hotsnowsels This is really funny! XD

peacebaby7 Thanks! Yeah I know the third part wasn't as funny but I couldn't come up with much. I'll add more if I think of somethin. :)

(500) Days of Summer - Prologue

posted by ThatDarnHippo

TDH: this is a remake to the movie with the same title. The character's personalities may be somewhat altered to fit the characters from the movie. Please read and review. Rated T for sexuality and some language.

Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.

The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the jour he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.

The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The seconde was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.

Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.

This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but toi should know upfront, this is not a l’amour story.

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The Feather of the Crystal faucon (part1)

posted by Icicle1penguin

This is one looong chapter. XD
And it has me in it! :3
Seriously. Long chapter. Find time to read it. XD

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Chapter 1: For starters

Monday. 10:03 a.m.

It was a warm breezy jour in the mois of May (Hey, that rhymed!). The penguins were lying around the HQ, bored. Their training was done for the day, sooner then Skipper expected.

Kowalski was mixing different chemicals at one corner of the room, hoping to discover something out of the blue. Rico was just brushing his doll girlfriend's plastic hair...for 52 minutes straight. Private was watching TV, changing the channels...

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Carol of the Christmas Night

posted by Rini_Kowalski

My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was Christmas eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years il y a when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, toi must understand, this manchot, pingouin HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are...

Diary of Marlene

posted by beastialmoon

Skipper sighed. Another mission, another day. This time, Marlene needed help getting popcorn. He sipped his coffee. If only she knew, knew how much he cared. But it could never be. She didn’t feel the same way. At least, as far as he could tell.
Speak of the devil. Marlene burst in the door.
“Guys! Guys!” she shouted, running around with her arms flailing about.
“Guys, my diary – it’s gone!” Private gasped in horror. “Maybe toi misplaced it somewhere.”
“Don’t worry Marlene; we’ll help toi find it.” Skipper smiled. He glanced at his boys. Already they were set off into...

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There is a Reason: Chapter 4

posted by krazy4kowalski

The Final Battle

Ok, so this is pretty much the climax of the story. I realize that the chapters have been getting shorter and shorter, but this is the longest one since the first. Anyway, this chapter gets a little violent so if toi don’t like your favori characters getting hurt, send me a message, and I’ll tell toi what happened. par the way, I think one of the Narnia livres has the same titre as this chapter so if toi happen to be the author….. PLEASE DON’T SUE! All right, back to the story.

Skipper surfaced, greedily gulping air. The stink made him retch, but he was too worried...

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There is a Reason: Chapter Two

posted by krazy4kowalski

A Journey and a Job

Okay, well, here’s the seconde chapter! Sorry about that ridiculously long intro on the précédant chapter. This one is shorter. In fact it should be over right about… NOW!

“Skippa?” Private a dit through his beak, “Just how long do we have to stay like this?”
The team was seated in a large pile of beanie bébés at the LaGuardia souvenir stand.
“Just until our plane comes in, young Private,” the leader answered.
“Well, who’s idea was it to montrer up three hours early?” Johnson complained, “I can’t feel my…uh, never mind,” he said, seeing Private staring...

The Danes in Denmark

posted by skipper321

Not alot of people know what happend in Denmark with Skipper. So, heres my idea.

Skipper jumped off the plane silently as it headed over Denmark. He was on a mission for the manchot, pingouin strike force. They located Blowhole in Denmark and they sent their best spy to go and spy on him.

Skipper landed and headed to a secret HQ to get plus information. Unlike the US, they had puffins. There organazation was called The Danes.

Skipper entered the Danes HQ and went to the comando,Hans. Hans told skipper where Blowhole was and he headed for it. Halfway there,he saw a strange man in colorful clothing and long...

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VOTE FOR ME! I l’amour KOWALSKI MORE!!!

posted by Penguin11

VOTE FOR ME!

1.) I l’amour Kowalski waaaaaaaaaaaaay more!
2.) Kowalski isn't gay!
3.) I want to be with him more!
4.) Our relationship would be waaay plus sweet than Kico!
5.) I loved him WAAAAAY longer than before kico was thought of!
6.) Rico is violent. I l’amour science. Who has plus in common with Kowalski? Me!
7.) I make all 100's in science, l’amour it, and I l’amour candy!
8.) I'm making a liste about how much I l’amour him!
9.) I'll cry if toi don't!
10.)Rico has a doll girlfriend! He can't be with kowalski!
11.) If toi vote Kico, toi will be hated par me AND homophobes!
12.) I has anger issues. If u don't, I...

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l’amour Comes Tumbling Down. Chap 1

posted by EmoCupCake

Kowalski and Rico have just started a new relationship. But when they are captured par Officer X, a big turn of events puts their relationship at risk. Can they work together and get home? And exactly what are Skipper and Private doing to find them? Kico
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"Rico, dynamite!"

Skippers urgent, demanding voice rang through the sewer. Rico hacked up the glowing red stick and threw it into one of the pipes. KABOOM! A blast of water shot out of the pipe, along with twenty ou so of the rat King's servants.

"So rodents, how is your plan going to block the...

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Nightmare in central park (part 3)!

posted by kowalskicrazy

par the way fanpoppers who read this. I am going to change the way my characters speak. It will now b in quotation marks k so I hope u enjoy part 3!!!!
__________________________________________________Kowalski slowly stooped to his feet ready to open the hatch. Skipper was shaking violently, Private was shaking just as much as Skipper. Private was upset that he practically arranged all their deaths; he took the hardest blow from this. He was the guilty one who messed up Kowalski's invention the one who made who would make his Friends die because of it. Private couldn't take it anymore his legs...

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Gitchi Gitchi goo!

posted by Icicle1penguin

Private was walking outside. Suddenly he heard music. It came from the HQ.

He went down the fishbowl enterance. What he saw was funny and somewhat disturbing. There were lights, the room was pink, and with colorful balloons, paper streamers, and hearts.

Rico was a D.J. and Everyone else holds a microphone. (including King Julien. Mort and Maurice were dancing)

Rico tossed Private a microphone and he sang along.

Julien: Ladies and Gentalmen-ies, my servants!
Skipper: I'm Skipper, this is my crew, and we're gonna sing a song.

Skipper: Bow Chica Bow Wow!
Marlene: That's what my baby says
Kowalski: Mow...

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 4)

posted by knocktimerico

l’amour Me Do

Kowalski stuck his head out of the fishbowl entrance, a large grin spread across his face.

“Well Skipper, what do need to talk to me about?” He questioned almost teasingly knowing why he had been summoned.

“Ok Kowalski, here’s the thing, toi see that loutre over there,” Skipper’s flipper motioned towards Marlene’s habitat, “that loutre is the epitome of everything I stand against, she is the black to my white, the up to my down, the zig to my zag, the…”

“I get the point Skipper just finish what toi were going to say I have a lot of work to do” Kowalski interrupted....

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Skipper's Replacement Part 2

posted by 18wanda

Skipper's Replacement
Chapter 2: Bring it on!
    "So how long should this race be?" Private asked as the three penguins stood on their iceblock oevrlooking the zoo.
    Kowalski looked around and thought about the perimeter measurements and the average speed a manchot, pingouin could run along with the measurement of exactly 400 yards to place the finish line. "I have a theory. I think it would be best to have the race start in Marlene's habitat and go through the zooveneir boutique and end back here at the base. Do toi agree?"
    Private and Rico...

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Dat Stare.....

added by Metallica1147

Source: I took the picture

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Do u wan't some balloon ?

added by skipperahmad

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Poor Private.

added by peacebaby7

Source: Me and picmonkey.com

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Super Science High Five

added by stlouisfan

Source: I know why the caged bird goes insane

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Skipper's Curse (4): A Friend Is An Enemy That Hasn't Attacked Yet

posted by peacebaby7

    The realization of reality was like a coup de poing to the face…For the seconde time today.

    Had I been injected with the same thing he'd injected into the other animaux ou was it strictly to knock me out? What was being injecting into the other animals? What the hell was going on here?!

    "Skipper?!"

    I snapped back into attention and realized that I'd been staring at the needle with my beak hanging open.

    "Skipper, toi really need to stop doing tha—!"

    "I was injected...

Dazzling Commander

posted by Black-Raine

(Inspired par the episode: l’amour Takes Flightless. Definition of putting a chaussette on an outside door handle: doing this means 'do not disturb' because sexual matters are active inside the room.)

Skipper paced to and fro inside the HQ, gazing intensely at the concrete plain gray flooring. Now that he thought about it, the color pallet of their accueil was rather dark, boring, and cold. Although that didn't matter at the moment, his Demolition Specialist Sergeant Quartermaster was currently out of commission, due to some, misfortunes...

It had been over a week il y a Rico had Lost his dazzling doll, the...

Off the Shelf: Chapter 1 of 2

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Off the Shelf
A Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
Chapter 1: "Operation: No plus Foolish Risks"

It was a typical morning at the Central Park Zoo. The birds in the air were singing; their flightless cousins below were smiling and waving. Julien was kicking Mort off his feet; Alice had her feet on her desk. Mason and Phil were playing chess. Leonard was asleep. Marlene was out of her habitat and running toward the Zoovenir shop.

"Well, that's unusual," Private a dit as he saw Marlene canard behind a garbage can. She was about three-quarters of the way between her habitat and the Zoovenir boutique entrance.

"I...