Underground Lair
Skipper: "Um...It's not working..."
Blowhole: "You think I don't know that!" *presses button frantically*
"I think your little contraption will be a little hard to operate without these!"
Blowhole: "Hey! Grab him! Get those wires!"
Skipper: *jumps out of chair & heads toward Kowalski & Rico to untie them* Thank toi for that long flashback Blowhole! Gave me just enough time to get the ropes around my flippers untied...
Minions: *tries to stop them, but Skipper & Private take them out*
Skipper: "I was beginning to think toi weren't going to follow through with that little plan of yours Private." *unties Kowalski*
Private: *unties Rico* "I promised that I would get toi out as soon as I got my mother out, didn't I? Besides, toi all trusted me enough to help, I would be fool not to return the favor."
Kowalski: "Was I convincing?"
Private: "Kowalski, that scowl was so believable even I was mad at me! Let's go!"
Skipper: "Rico!"
Rico: *hacks firework at Annihilator, causing it to blow to bits*
*penguins begin to leave, but Dr. Blowhole along with the minions stop them at the entrance*
Blowhole: "And where do toi think toi pain-gu-ins are going? Hm? Atta-a-a-a-ck!"
*minions charge at the penguins*
Rico: "HAHA! HEALSUNY!" (Translation: "HAHA! HE TALKS FUNNY!) *begins fighting*
Skipper: "We can take 'em men!"
*penguins fight minions*
Private: "Skipper! Look out!" *knocks Skipper out of the way of an incoming piece of concrete falling from the ceiling, which causes it to fall on his head...knocking him out*
Skipper: "We've got to get him out of here!"
Blowhole: "I don't think so!" *presses button, opening a door that allows plus minions to come in*
Skipper: *grabs Private & charges for the door, Kowalski & Rico following*
Blowhole: "Attack! Do not let them leave this lair!"
Rico: *hacks up another firework, causing debris to fall on a group of minions*
*penguins make it outside, Private still unconscious*
Kowalski: *examines him* "Well, he's breathing. That's good."
Skipper: "Do toi know how long it'll be until--"
Blowhole: *--bursts out of underground lair stark raving mad* "I am not going to let toi pain-gu-ins get away!"
Skipper: * nonchalantly* "Rico."
Rico: *hacks up small firework causing a whole to form in the ice*
Blowhole: *tries to slow down but fails & falls into the hole* "NOOOOO! toi have not seen the last of Dr. Blowhole! I will have my revenge! Do toi pain-gu-ins here me!? I will get toi for this!" *continues talking, but the penguins are waddling away*
Skipper: "Well we can put him at the haut, retour au début of my liste of arch enemies."
Private: *wakes up slowly* "Oooooh, my head."
Skipper: "Can toi hear me soldier? How many fingers?"
Private: "Um...Is this a trick question?"
Kowalski: "Can toi stand?"
Private: "Yeah...Sure..." *stands up slowly* "Did we...win?"
Skipper: "Yep. That plan to make Dr. Blowhole think toi captured us was genius."
To Be Continued...
Skipper: "Um...It's not working..."
Blowhole: "You think I don't know that!" *presses button frantically*
"I think your little contraption will be a little hard to operate without these!"
Blowhole: "Hey! Grab him! Get those wires!"
Skipper: *jumps out of chair & heads toward Kowalski & Rico to untie them* Thank toi for that long flashback Blowhole! Gave me just enough time to get the ropes around my flippers untied...
Minions: *tries to stop them, but Skipper & Private take them out*
Skipper: "I was beginning to think toi weren't going to follow through with that little plan of yours Private." *unties Kowalski*
Private: *unties Rico* "I promised that I would get toi out as soon as I got my mother out, didn't I? Besides, toi all trusted me enough to help, I would be fool not to return the favor."
Kowalski: "Was I convincing?"
Private: "Kowalski, that scowl was so believable even I was mad at me! Let's go!"
Skipper: "Rico!"
Rico: *hacks firework at Annihilator, causing it to blow to bits*
*penguins begin to leave, but Dr. Blowhole along with the minions stop them at the entrance*
Blowhole: "And where do toi think toi pain-gu-ins are going? Hm? Atta-a-a-a-ck!"
*minions charge at the penguins*
Rico: "HAHA! HEALSUNY!" (Translation: "HAHA! HE TALKS FUNNY!) *begins fighting*
Skipper: "We can take 'em men!"
*penguins fight minions*
Private: "Skipper! Look out!" *knocks Skipper out of the way of an incoming piece of concrete falling from the ceiling, which causes it to fall on his head...knocking him out*
Skipper: "We've got to get him out of here!"
Blowhole: "I don't think so!" *presses button, opening a door that allows plus minions to come in*
Skipper: *grabs Private & charges for the door, Kowalski & Rico following*
Blowhole: "Attack! Do not let them leave this lair!"
Rico: *hacks up another firework, causing debris to fall on a group of minions*
*penguins make it outside, Private still unconscious*
Kowalski: *examines him* "Well, he's breathing. That's good."
Skipper: "Do toi know how long it'll be until--"
Blowhole: *--bursts out of underground lair stark raving mad* "I am not going to let toi pain-gu-ins get away!"
Skipper: * nonchalantly* "Rico."
Rico: *hacks up small firework causing a whole to form in the ice*
Blowhole: *tries to slow down but fails & falls into the hole* "NOOOOO! toi have not seen the last of Dr. Blowhole! I will have my revenge! Do toi pain-gu-ins here me!? I will get toi for this!" *continues talking, but the penguins are waddling away*
Skipper: "Well we can put him at the haut, retour au début of my liste of arch enemies."
Private: *wakes up slowly* "Oooooh, my head."
Skipper: "Can toi hear me soldier? How many fingers?"
Private: "Um...Is this a trick question?"
Kowalski: "Can toi stand?"
Private: "Yeah...Sure..." *stands up slowly* "Did we...win?"
Skipper: "Yep. That plan to make Dr. Blowhole think toi captured us was genius."
To Be Continued...
Interview Starting in
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Me: "So, Skipper, how long have toi been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems toi have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view toi as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: L *sigh* "Who's your suivant in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did toi go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do toi eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY question toi WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If toi want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
3...
2...
1...
Me: "So, Skipper, how long have toi been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems toi have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view toi as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: L *sigh* "Who's your suivant in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did toi go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do toi eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY question toi WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If toi want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the montrer toi will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because toi will watch the montrer nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because toi will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because toi will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because toi will be watching the montrer with tape holding up your eyelids so toi don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the montrer toi will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because toi will watch the montrer nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because toi will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because toi will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because toi will be watching the montrer with tape holding up your eyelids so toi don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.