Skipper, Rico, Private, Mastique, and David are playing cards and occupying their time in different ways while Kowalski and I are working in the lab.
P: Man, Kowalski and Monique have been in there for 3 hours now.
Mastique: Seems like their definitely working on something important.
S: (sarcastically) Yea, "working".
David: What are toi saying, Skipper?
S: Oh, nothing, David, just the fact that they might be saying that they're working when they are actually making out.
Mastique: Why would toi think they're making out?
S: My gut says they are probably messing around in there. (Kowalski and I come out of the lab)
K: Finally, we're complete!
S: Oh, toi two finished making out, already?
Me: (blushing) What are toi talking about, Skipper? Plus, if we were, hypathetically, it was Kowalski's idea.
P: What were toi two working on, anyway?
K: Well, remember when Jiggles went all haywire?
S: How on earth could we forget your monstrosity?
Me: Well, we did some modifications to that problem. It was almost like magic mixed with science.
K: Like Nicholas Flammel. So, I'm glad to say good bye to Jiggles the expernentially growing creature and hello to Jiggles Greensburg! (a green teenage boy comes through the lab door)
Jiggles: salut guys, do some of toi remember me?
P: Jiggles! Is that you?
Jiggles: Yes, Private, it's me. And, sorry about drinking your jus, jus de that day.
S: Hang on, how do we know this isn't some kind of illusion?
Jiggles: Just like the Dark Knight, Skipper, toi can't trust anyone. So, what else has been going on?
K: As toi guys can see, Jiggles is functioning like a human now.
Me: So, now he can eat without the growth issue, but has some abnormal abilities, too. (Mastique, David, and Jessica come in preparing to fight)
David: Alright, intruder, what gives toi the right to infultrate this HQ?
Jiggles: Oh, they must be David, Mastique, and Jessica, right?
K: It's okay, guys. This is Jiggles.
Mastique: Didn't he eat toi that one time?
S: He did? No wonder toi snapped out of it, Kowalski.
Me: Please, he'd rather not talk about it.
P: Well, then, how do toi know what happened?
Me: I saw what happened and i refuse to talk about it.
Jiggles: (looking at Jessica) So, I'm Jiggles.
Jessica: Yea, toi seem pretty interesting.
Jiggles: Well, I better take an actual walk in the zoo.
Jessica: Mind if I come with you?
Jiggles: Oh, I don't mind. (Jiggles and Jessica leave)
P: Now what's gotten into them?
Me: I think Jiggles just found his first ever crush. (giggles)
K: Jiggles having a crush? Let me check my abucus. (Kowalski pushes the beads on his abucus) According to my calculations, you're right, Monique.
Outside the HQ
Jiggles: So, if Mastique's your mother, Jessica, then who's your father?
Jessica: Well...
Julien: (yelling from maki, lémurien habitat) Hey, Jessica, who's this new dude right suivant to you?
Jiggles: Julien? Don't toi recognize me?
Julien: Not sure.
Mort: Looks like the same color as the gelée man that sucked up my mango.
Jiggles: Oh, speaking of which, Mort, catch this. (throws a bag of mangos at Mort)
Mort: Yay, multiple mangos! Thank you, gelée man!
Jiggles: No problem. Also, sorry about eating toi that night, Julien.
Julien: So, it is you!
Jessica: But, he's changed, Dad. toi don't have to be scared! No offense, Jiggles.
Jiggles: Don't worry, I know why I was feared in the past.
Jessica: That's where attitude adjustment comes in, right?
Jiggles: Yep. Do toi want to get some snowcones.
Jessica: Sure. Just to be fair, I'll pay.
In the park
Jiggles: Wow, I've never been outside the zoo before.
Jessica: Yea, Grandma Monique and Granddad Kowalski usually come out here, in the lab, ou on haut, retour au début of the zoo walls whenever they want some quality alone time.
Jiggles: Does, um, this count as quality alone time for us?
Jessica: (blushing) Oh, I'm not sure. Do toi want it to?
Jiggles: Not sure.(licks snowcone and gets some on his face)
Jessica: Umm, you've got some bacon snowcone on your face.
Jiggles: Oh. Heh heh. Hey, toi know what we should do?
Jessica: Create hotsnowzels?
Jiggles: Yep. (they both set up the trap like on "I Know Why The Caged Bird Goes Insane" and the trap succeeds)
Later
Jiggles: Wow, that's the first nourriture combination that I've ever tried.
Jessica: It's pretty crazy. And I've seen Grandma Monique put carrot sticks in a sandwich. So, what are toi planning to do now that you're human, Jiggles?
Jiggles: Well, Jessica, it's gonna be a tough decision. Maybe I might take things slow when it comes to decision making.
Jessica: Yea. I had a really great time with you.
Jiggles: Yea, same here. toi know, you're the first girl I've met that isn't taken.
Jessica: (giggles) You're really funny. For decision making, are toi planning on being with someone in particular?
Jiggles: Well there is one. (giggles and looking at Jessica)
Jessica: (thinking) As I've heard, if a guy is staring at a girl's lips, it means he wants to Kiss her. (Jiggles and Jessica come closer and then they kiss)
Jiggles: Hmm, so that's what a Kiss feels like. (smiles)
Jessica: Yea, this is my first kiss, too. Well, we should get back to the zoo.
Jiggles: Right.
At the HQ
K: So, Jiggles, how was your time with Jessica?
Jiggles: It was great.
S: What do toi know? The beast finally has someone that can tame him. (laughs)
Jiggles: Oh, toi guys have your jokes. Oh, and I had my first Kiss with her. (Skipper does a spit take on Jiggles's face)
P: Congradulations.
Me: Well, maybe toi should continue your "human" style ou whatever you're planning on doing and see how things go. It might take a while to process.
S: Like with us finding out that Officer X and Officer Y were really Charles Xavier and Juggernaut?
Me: Exactly.
Jiggles: (mumbling) Until tomorrow, my sweet Jessica.
P: Man, Kowalski and Monique have been in there for 3 hours now.
Mastique: Seems like their definitely working on something important.
S: (sarcastically) Yea, "working".
David: What are toi saying, Skipper?
S: Oh, nothing, David, just the fact that they might be saying that they're working when they are actually making out.
Mastique: Why would toi think they're making out?
S: My gut says they are probably messing around in there. (Kowalski and I come out of the lab)
K: Finally, we're complete!
S: Oh, toi two finished making out, already?
Me: (blushing) What are toi talking about, Skipper? Plus, if we were, hypathetically, it was Kowalski's idea.
P: What were toi two working on, anyway?
K: Well, remember when Jiggles went all haywire?
S: How on earth could we forget your monstrosity?
Me: Well, we did some modifications to that problem. It was almost like magic mixed with science.
K: Like Nicholas Flammel. So, I'm glad to say good bye to Jiggles the expernentially growing creature and hello to Jiggles Greensburg! (a green teenage boy comes through the lab door)
Jiggles: salut guys, do some of toi remember me?
P: Jiggles! Is that you?
Jiggles: Yes, Private, it's me. And, sorry about drinking your jus, jus de that day.
S: Hang on, how do we know this isn't some kind of illusion?
Jiggles: Just like the Dark Knight, Skipper, toi can't trust anyone. So, what else has been going on?
K: As toi guys can see, Jiggles is functioning like a human now.
Me: So, now he can eat without the growth issue, but has some abnormal abilities, too. (Mastique, David, and Jessica come in preparing to fight)
David: Alright, intruder, what gives toi the right to infultrate this HQ?
Jiggles: Oh, they must be David, Mastique, and Jessica, right?
K: It's okay, guys. This is Jiggles.
Mastique: Didn't he eat toi that one time?
S: He did? No wonder toi snapped out of it, Kowalski.
Me: Please, he'd rather not talk about it.
P: Well, then, how do toi know what happened?
Me: I saw what happened and i refuse to talk about it.
Jiggles: (looking at Jessica) So, I'm Jiggles.
Jessica: Yea, toi seem pretty interesting.
Jiggles: Well, I better take an actual walk in the zoo.
Jessica: Mind if I come with you?
Jiggles: Oh, I don't mind. (Jiggles and Jessica leave)
P: Now what's gotten into them?
Me: I think Jiggles just found his first ever crush. (giggles)
K: Jiggles having a crush? Let me check my abucus. (Kowalski pushes the beads on his abucus) According to my calculations, you're right, Monique.
Outside the HQ
Jiggles: So, if Mastique's your mother, Jessica, then who's your father?
Jessica: Well...
Julien: (yelling from maki, lémurien habitat) Hey, Jessica, who's this new dude right suivant to you?
Jiggles: Julien? Don't toi recognize me?
Julien: Not sure.
Mort: Looks like the same color as the gelée man that sucked up my mango.
Jiggles: Oh, speaking of which, Mort, catch this. (throws a bag of mangos at Mort)
Mort: Yay, multiple mangos! Thank you, gelée man!
Jiggles: No problem. Also, sorry about eating toi that night, Julien.
Julien: So, it is you!
Jessica: But, he's changed, Dad. toi don't have to be scared! No offense, Jiggles.
Jiggles: Don't worry, I know why I was feared in the past.
Jessica: That's where attitude adjustment comes in, right?
Jiggles: Yep. Do toi want to get some snowcones.
Jessica: Sure. Just to be fair, I'll pay.
In the park
Jiggles: Wow, I've never been outside the zoo before.
Jessica: Yea, Grandma Monique and Granddad Kowalski usually come out here, in the lab, ou on haut, retour au début of the zoo walls whenever they want some quality alone time.
Jiggles: Does, um, this count as quality alone time for us?
Jessica: (blushing) Oh, I'm not sure. Do toi want it to?
Jiggles: Not sure.(licks snowcone and gets some on his face)
Jessica: Umm, you've got some bacon snowcone on your face.
Jiggles: Oh. Heh heh. Hey, toi know what we should do?
Jessica: Create hotsnowzels?
Jiggles: Yep. (they both set up the trap like on "I Know Why The Caged Bird Goes Insane" and the trap succeeds)
Later
Jiggles: Wow, that's the first nourriture combination that I've ever tried.
Jessica: It's pretty crazy. And I've seen Grandma Monique put carrot sticks in a sandwich. So, what are toi planning to do now that you're human, Jiggles?
Jiggles: Well, Jessica, it's gonna be a tough decision. Maybe I might take things slow when it comes to decision making.
Jessica: Yea. I had a really great time with you.
Jiggles: Yea, same here. toi know, you're the first girl I've met that isn't taken.
Jessica: (giggles) You're really funny. For decision making, are toi planning on being with someone in particular?
Jiggles: Well there is one. (giggles and looking at Jessica)
Jessica: (thinking) As I've heard, if a guy is staring at a girl's lips, it means he wants to Kiss her. (Jiggles and Jessica come closer and then they kiss)
Jiggles: Hmm, so that's what a Kiss feels like. (smiles)
Jessica: Yea, this is my first kiss, too. Well, we should get back to the zoo.
Jiggles: Right.
At the HQ
K: So, Jiggles, how was your time with Jessica?
Jiggles: It was great.
S: What do toi know? The beast finally has someone that can tame him. (laughs)
Jiggles: Oh, toi guys have your jokes. Oh, and I had my first Kiss with her. (Skipper does a spit take on Jiggles's face)
P: Congradulations.
Me: Well, maybe toi should continue your "human" style ou whatever you're planning on doing and see how things go. It might take a while to process.
S: Like with us finding out that Officer X and Officer Y were really Charles Xavier and Juggernaut?
Me: Exactly.
Jiggles: (mumbling) Until tomorrow, my sweet Jessica.
Heyllo, fanguins. Listen, I've been thinking a bit. I know a good amount of us have moved on beyond being fanguins (definitely have myself onto the Youtube fandom), yet we still haven't forgotten that being fanguins was our thing. I was thinking, if some are still able to on youtube, maybe we can all make our own fanguin related vidéos to put in a big playlist to montrer that we are still here, maybe kinda like a digital time capsule sort of thing. Since the Penguinfest thing crumbled before it could even begin, this could be like a way for us to still reconnect. So, what do toi guys think if toi can make sense of it?