Kowalski: Wait, I think I can explain.
Blowhole: It will be extremely lame.
Kowalski: Do toi mind? This is science.
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance.
Kowalski: Yes! Take my experimental power cell.
Blowhole: Add the diaboligizer's evil spell.
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer.
Blowhole and Kowalski: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. toi don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.
Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
Blowhole: It's a melodious sort of trouble.
Kowalski: Like broadway, but involuntary.
Blowhole: Don't need a rhyming dictionary.
Kowalski: And if toi are out of key,
Blowhole: The last thing toi will see,
Kowalski. Is this mutant talent judge,
Blowhole: Who evidently holds a grudge.
Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. toi don't have a choice. So to raise your pretty voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.
Blowhole: Now listen to me, peng-you-in.
Kowalski: I'm all ear holes dolph-uhh-in.
Blowhole: We have to think fast.
Kowalski: Before the sonic blast.
*sonic blast, then cuts to Blowhole's song*
Blowhole: It will be extremely lame.
Kowalski: Do toi mind? This is science.
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance.
Kowalski: Yes! Take my experimental power cell.
Blowhole: Add the diaboligizer's evil spell.
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer.
Blowhole and Kowalski: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. toi don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.
Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
Blowhole: It's a melodious sort of trouble.
Kowalski: Like broadway, but involuntary.
Blowhole: Don't need a rhyming dictionary.
Kowalski: And if toi are out of key,
Blowhole: The last thing toi will see,
Kowalski. Is this mutant talent judge,
Blowhole: Who evidently holds a grudge.
Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. toi don't have a choice. So to raise your pretty voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.
Blowhole: Now listen to me, peng-you-in.
Kowalski: I'm all ear holes dolph-uhh-in.
Blowhole: We have to think fast.
Kowalski: Before the sonic blast.
*sonic blast, then cuts to Blowhole's song*
TDH: this is a remake to the movie with the same title. The character's personalities may be somewhat altered to fit the characters from the movie. Please read and review. Rated T for sexuality and some language.
Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.
The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the jour he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.
The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The seconde was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.
Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.
This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but toi should know upfront, this is not a l’amour story.
Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.
The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the jour he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.
The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The seconde was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.
Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.
This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but toi should know upfront, this is not a l’amour story.