Hey! Bob here. Bob the Piñata. Lives in the Central Park Zoo at the lemurs' habitat. King Julien really spends quality time with me even though I have no plus Candy in my body, after Kowalski was all crazy about my candy-giving powers.
It was a bright, sunny, and bright jour in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal jour for me and the other animaux in the zoo.
Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few plus hours later, King Julien, I mean Maurice (since Julien was too lazy to carry me to the Zoovenir Shop) carried me to the Zoovenir Shop. Mort just followed.
Skipper and the other penguins started the meeting. They a dit that there will be a zoo clean-up. "A zoo what-up," Julien asked.
"A zoo clean-up. All the zoos in New York will have a clean-up. Alice and the other zookeepers will clean-up our habitats. Actually, I inspected all the habitats in the zoo, including ours, and came up with a bar graph of the filthiest habitat in the zoo, and I guess the dirtiest and the stinkiest habitat is the... polar bear's," Kowalski explained.
"It is not my fault they throw stinky fishes at me when I was sleeping," the polar ours explained.
"Julien, why do toi always bring Bob along during meetings here," Private asked. "Because I think he is the only friend I have, besides Maurice... and Mort... and of course, Lemmy! The king always have many friends," Julien replied.
The meeting was finished. Everyone slumbered in on their beds and had a good night sleep. I really had a bad feeling about tomorrow. Even worse than bad, I feel like it's going to be the worst jour of my inanimate life.
Every animal in the zoo woke up early and packed their things for their temporary stay in the place that I still don't know. Last night, the penguins won't tell where they will déplacer us to while they are cleaning up our habitat. Quite unfair if toi ask me.
Zoo keepers transferred us into a new zoo. But we are only staying there for at least 12 hours. It looks like a normal zoo (but not like ours). I was glad it was not in the Hoboken Zoo. It is a nightmare there! If toi are going to ask me if I have been there, please, don't ask what it was like staying there.
So, yeah, we stayed there. after a 12 whole hours, we finally went back to our own zoo. Oh wait, the lemurs forgot to bring me with them!
I told toi it was going to be the worst jour of my life. Actually, the worst jour of my life was when I was hit par a bat and my trip to the Hoboken Zoo.
See toi in the suivant chapter! Bob here. Want some candy?
It was a bright, sunny, and bright jour in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal jour for me and the other animaux in the zoo.
Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few plus hours later, King Julien, I mean Maurice (since Julien was too lazy to carry me to the Zoovenir Shop) carried me to the Zoovenir Shop. Mort just followed.
Skipper and the other penguins started the meeting. They a dit that there will be a zoo clean-up. "A zoo what-up," Julien asked.
"A zoo clean-up. All the zoos in New York will have a clean-up. Alice and the other zookeepers will clean-up our habitats. Actually, I inspected all the habitats in the zoo, including ours, and came up with a bar graph of the filthiest habitat in the zoo, and I guess the dirtiest and the stinkiest habitat is the... polar bear's," Kowalski explained.
"It is not my fault they throw stinky fishes at me when I was sleeping," the polar ours explained.
"Julien, why do toi always bring Bob along during meetings here," Private asked. "Because I think he is the only friend I have, besides Maurice... and Mort... and of course, Lemmy! The king always have many friends," Julien replied.
The meeting was finished. Everyone slumbered in on their beds and had a good night sleep. I really had a bad feeling about tomorrow. Even worse than bad, I feel like it's going to be the worst jour of my inanimate life.
Every animal in the zoo woke up early and packed their things for their temporary stay in the place that I still don't know. Last night, the penguins won't tell where they will déplacer us to while they are cleaning up our habitat. Quite unfair if toi ask me.
Zoo keepers transferred us into a new zoo. But we are only staying there for at least 12 hours. It looks like a normal zoo (but not like ours). I was glad it was not in the Hoboken Zoo. It is a nightmare there! If toi are going to ask me if I have been there, please, don't ask what it was like staying there.
So, yeah, we stayed there. after a 12 whole hours, we finally went back to our own zoo. Oh wait, the lemurs forgot to bring me with them!
I told toi it was going to be the worst jour of my life. Actually, the worst jour of my life was when I was hit par a bat and my trip to the Hoboken Zoo.
See toi in the suivant chapter! Bob here. Want some candy?
Marlene: "Good day, my Lords!"
*Penguins look at Marlene*
Kowalski: "Orbs of great fire!"
Marlene: "I bid you! I know not of thee!"
Skipper: "Greetings! Beauteous are thee...thou art very pretty...Uhh...Wherefore needest it thou? .... *looks at Kowalski* Sir Kowalski,what say you?"
Kowalski: "By my troth! Henceforth thee dwelling midst a mistress!"
Marlene: "I know not that name!"
Kowalski: "Tis most slendid of oppourtunities, dost thee whence of wisdom before shall canst a goodly length in thee past of times!"
Marlene: "Wilt thou speak of thee? I trow not!"
Kowalski: "Mistress fare thee in thou tongue of flibbbergim!"
Marlene: "Thee speak of nonsense, good sir-"
Kowalski: "Incredulous!"
Marlene: "Naught thee! My name be thou- *Kowalski grabs her tongue* MMarr-lenne!"
Skipper,Private and Rico: "Arlene!"
Skipper: "Ye art hath thee hearts of noble men!"
Marlene: "My..lord?"
Skipper: "My lady a dit thee!"
*Penguins look at Marlene*
Kowalski: "Orbs of great fire!"
Marlene: "I bid you! I know not of thee!"
Skipper: "Greetings! Beauteous are thee...thou art very pretty...Uhh...Wherefore needest it thou? .... *looks at Kowalski* Sir Kowalski,what say you?"
Kowalski: "By my troth! Henceforth thee dwelling midst a mistress!"
Marlene: "I know not that name!"
Kowalski: "Tis most slendid of oppourtunities, dost thee whence of wisdom before shall canst a goodly length in thee past of times!"
Marlene: "Wilt thou speak of thee? I trow not!"
Kowalski: "Mistress fare thee in thou tongue of flibbbergim!"
Marlene: "Thee speak of nonsense, good sir-"
Kowalski: "Incredulous!"
Marlene: "Naught thee! My name be thou- *Kowalski grabs her tongue* MMarr-lenne!"
Skipper,Private and Rico: "Arlene!"
Skipper: "Ye art hath thee hearts of noble men!"
Marlene: "My..lord?"
Skipper: "My lady a dit thee!"
Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper
Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.
Skipper: Okay.
Kowalski: Are toi a penguin?
Skipper: Yes.
Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!
Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.
Kowalski: I like feeding things!
Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.
Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?
Skipper: toi can.
Kowalski: Yay! I l’amour lemurs!
Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*
Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*
Skipper: Then toi can come out with us.
Kowalski: Hooray for fish!
Skipper: *sigh*
Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.
Skipper: Okay.
Kowalski: Are toi a penguin?
Skipper: Yes.
Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!
Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.
Kowalski: I like feeding things!
Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.
Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?
Skipper: toi can.
Kowalski: Yay! I l’amour lemurs!
Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*
Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*
Skipper: Then toi can come out with us.
Kowalski: Hooray for fish!
Skipper: *sigh*
