What do toi guys think REALLY happened to Manfredi and Johnson? Who were they?

Or, toi know, they actually mistook the business end of a beluga baleine for an escape tunnel, then after recovering from that grueling experience set themselves on feu at a talent show, then once their burns healed travelled to Punta Nita and Lost their heart, lungs, and intestine to the Chinstrap Sisters, were saved through emergency organ donation, went on a mission and fell for the exploding éléphant foot, were saved par a miracle-working doctor but they could never speak again, then went on another mission to Manila and failed again, leaving them in pieces, were sown back together, rebelled, were overcome par Skipper, turned back to the side of good, and finally went on yet another mission to Ecuador where they at last met their long-avoided doom at the hands (er, fins? wings?) of flying pirana, and were sadly buried with a teaspoon. Yup.

^ That's EXACTLY what I thought... except I thought the piranhas were in Manila and the pieces that came accueil in an envelope were buried with a teaspoon. XD

^ That would work even better, but the piranas were in Ecuador. XD Maybe... OOH! Maybe they were RUNNING from the piranas, but didn't have enough escape tunnels, so they only made it to Manila, where they died, were shipped accueil in an envelope, THEN buried with a teaspoon. XD Yeah... that's gross. XD