I watched Truth Ache yesterday on DVD. I heard Private spilling a secret about Kowalski. So here's my question: What does Kowalski do when he thinks nobody is looking?

I don't think it necessarily has to do with music, but good question. A few thoughts:

-- He counts on his flippers

-- He worships at his alter dedicated to Albert Einstein

-- He watches "Lunacorns" and especially enjoys its sing-a-longs

-- He does yoga

-- He cleans his nostrils with a Q-tip

-- He combs over some of the feathers on his head where he is going bald

-- He goes to YouTube and sings along to "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"

-- He gives himself a foot rub

-- He plays with a rubber ducky named da Vinci

The Electric Slide.

Haha! Maybe he's secretly a Justin Bieber fan. Hahaha!

Recite poems about Doris. After seeing "Hot Ice," this is what got me thinking that. XD

Well:

-He watches Lunacorns
-He sings cool songs and dances like your dad (link)
-He's actually a dimwitted dude who reads up on info and hard scientific words
-He writes poems for Doris the dolphin
-He reads up on fanmail from people who admire him
-Oh yeah, and he owns a chain gang called Chain Flip (as in flippers) and they rap weirdly (taken from that episode where it's "King Julien Day")
-Aaand he keeps it a secret with his brains

Plus: He plays bingo with his grandma.

Outrageous, huh?

Oh yeah, there's his shrines dedicated to Doris and Einstein's theory of relativity (it's covered in the theory).

Dance like a mad men.

He probaly does some nerdy thing that SKipper tells him nto to. XD

looks at the Doris tattoo that he has...

he probably worships a shrine to doris and\or dances with a huge afro and flares to "tonight's the night" toi know, the song king julian played in assault and battery. XD XD XD XD

Picks his beak

Talks on the web cam to doris

It's a bit PG-13-ish. No, he didn't hurt anyone.