What's your favori quote from " Huffin and Puffin"?

(Hans goes into the HQ and finds all the secrets*
Hans: Do toi know whta i can do with this?
Private: Help animals? just like we do!
Skipper: Sure, and then he will fly away on his magical unicorn spreading rainbows and pixie dust!
Private: *gasp* Hans has a Unicorn?
*SLAPS* oh I guess no.

Hans: Oh, and I kissed your sister! ON THE LIPS!

Skipper: I don't have a sister. And even if I did, she wouldn't have lips.

Hans: Oh...then who did I kiss?

I didn't know that one aired.

"Don't eat the puffin's puff pastries. they're evil."

"A bit rich, maybe, but evil seems a trifle-OOW."

Or.

"Here is a pie chart of what one might give to a friend. Cards, flowers, pastries and of course, pie."

"Yum."

"On the other hand, here are things one might give to any enemey. Weggies, contaigeous viurises, flaming sacks of doo-doo and, of course, poison pie."

"Not yum."