Brooke: Before toi say another word, toi should both know that I just have just come from the city jail, where I was frisked par a large supposedly female cop who was very thorough in her cavity search. Now speak.
Nathan: Is everything okay?
Doctor: Yeah. I just wanna run some tests.
Mia (to Haley): Speaking of slutty, congratulations on being pregnant.
Clay: I just realized that I haven't seen a single person on this plage all day...have you?
Quinn: No.
Clay: Do toi know what that means? Skinny dipping.
Julian (to Brooke): Get ready for my greased lightning!
Haley: toi a dit the basketball, basket-ball hoop was like my uterus?
Nathan: He caught me totally off guard. He was like a ninja...Like a three foot tall, where do bébés come from, ninja.
Julian (to Brooke): This happens all the time. I sleep with a girl and then the suivant morning she's already planning the wedding.
Haley: These aren't sad tears, they're happy tears.
Nathan: Alright, well how about from now on we do smiles for happy instead?
Alex: I know it must have been a surprise, me and Chase.
Mia: No not really. It's what toi do right? Break up couples.
Alex: Yeah. It kinda is, but not this time. toi screwed this up all par yourself didn't you?
Mia: toi can go now.
Alex: par the way, I plan to make him happier than toi ever did. So toi should probably just give up and déplacer on now. Okay? Great. Now I can go.
Brooke: I was just arrested and explored par a woman with a mustache and man hands! When toi look up "bad" in the dictionary, this is it!
8.02 || I Can't See You, But I Know You're There
Jamie (to Julian): I'm glad they sent toi to pick me up. toi don't just treat me like a kid.
Brooke: If toi really like the new baby, can I have Jamie?
Nate: Yeah, toi can have him, but toi gotta have the sex talk with him first.
Haley (to Quinn): They say toi don't know what you've got til it's gone. I guess I didn't know how much I missed toi until toi were in my life every day.
Chase: salut Jamie, how toi doin' buddy?
Jamie: Do I know you?
Chase: Dude, who are you? Victoria Davis?
Chase: Come on! How come yours is so good?
Alex: 'Cause I'm kinda awesome like that. Plus, I changed the ingredients.
Haley: When the silence gets too loud, and I really start to miss everyone, I tell myself the same thing: I can't see you, but I know you're there.
8.03 || The l’espace In Between
Clay: Is this heaven?
Quinn: No, just my version of it.
Will: This doesn't make sense does it? A couple of ghosts sitting on a roof... but here we are.
Nathan: I'm not strong enough Haley.
Haley: Yes toi are. And when you're not, toi have me.
Will: I know this sucks, but it's gotta be nice to know that somebody loves toi like that.
Julian: He likes being with his Aunt Brooke.
Brooke: No he likes being with you. And I like seeing toi two together.
Quinn (to Clay): toi know my whole family was here. It's usually best to be in a coma for that so...nice work.
Nathan: You're a good man Jamie Scott.
Jamie: So are toi dad.
Jamie: Aunt Brooke do toi know where bébés come from?
Brooke: Not from me.
Will: This sucks, huh? Now I know why they call it the waiting room.
8.04 || We All Fall Down
Julian: Years from now when we look back on this moment, we're not gonna remember the trouble with your company ou the bad press, ou even your mom being in jail, we're just gonna remember how great our wedding was.
Alex: Lets make it a dare.
Chase: Okay. Loser plays the suivant hole in their underwear.
Alex: Yeah, like I'm wearing any underwear.
Victoria: Many captains of industry have done their best work while incarcerated. There's no shame in it.
Nate: I've been avoiding it now for a while, but my back is done. So, I'm gonna finish this beer, then I'm gonna go accueil and tell my wife that I'm done playing.
Julian: Wow. That's huge. When did toi decide that?
Nate: Just this second. Haley's pregnant. Clay and Quinn are recovering, and I didn't even know my own son liked baseball.
Julian: I picked out the fleurs par the way.
Haley: toi did? I'm sorry, I didn't realize. Gee, toi did a beautiful job.
Julian: I mean I was hoping for calla lilies but I had to settle for regular lilies. I think the snap dragons really compliment them. In my mind they really make the arrangement.
8.05 || Nobody Taught Us To Quit
Julian: toi make sad look beautiful, Brooke Davis.
Haley: Last time basketball, basket-ball left your dad, and this time he's leaving basketball.
Chase: Here's the thing. I know unemployment sometimes leads to crack smoking, and I understand that, but I kinda thought you'd be plus excited about this.
Clay: Did toi see me own that pomme sauce earlier? Stuh-rong.
Julian: Besides hat gant belongs on the hand of someone who loves the game. Me, I used to stand out in right field and chase butterflies. Trust me, the gant respects what I'm doing here.
Nathan: I'm sure it does. Probably doesn't respect that toi brought it here in a bourse, sac à main though.
Julian: That's a man bag.
Victoria: I leave toi alone for a few days, and toi go back to being that stupid girl who follows her heart. I never cared for that version of you.
Nathan: Better be careful Mouth. Last time toi helped me, toi got fired and now you're sitting out here at the River Court looking kinda creepy and stalker-ish.
Brooke: I get to go visit my mother in prison and tell her I sold my company...good times.
8.06 || Not Afraid
Nathan: Now that basketball, basket-ball is over, I just keep asking myself this same question, over and over...will I ever be great at anything again?
Haley: You'll find it.
Mouth: Wow, what are you?
Millie: I'm a free bitch, baby.
aléatoire dude: I bet you'd give anything to be playing tonight.
Nathan: Actually, not really. Happy Halloween.
Julian: How toi feeling today, beautiful?
Brooke: I'm not very beautiful.
Julian: Oh, well I'm gonna go grab a mirror, your reflection should take care of that.
Brooke: I will not let these vampire bridesmaids ruin our wedding.
Quinn: They're zombies. Are toi kidding me? Do toi not see how slow they're moving?
8.07 || Luck Be A Lady
Mrs. Baker: What kind of wedding doesn't have a champagne fountain.
Brooke: Mine.
Haley: Mine either...I wish it did, though.
Brooke: What a aléatoire and total coincidence, my best friend Haley is here, unexpectedly.
Junk: A girl...at poker night.
Chase: Good going Julian!
Mrs. Baker: Do toi know what that dress is missing?
Brooke: Style?
Mrs. Baker: toi can't control mother nature.
Brooke: ou Mother Baker.
Nathan: (To Haley) toi should have seen the way he looked at me. I haven't felt that stupid since high school, and at least then I could beat somebody up to feel better.
Haley: Well don't beat yourself up. It was just your first try, did toi make the first basket toi ever shot?
Nathan: Yeah.
Haley: Oh...
Nathan: To be fair, I was two and the basket came up to my waist. But, stats are stats.
Nathan: If I wanted to look stupid I would have stayed at accueil and played Trival Pursuit against Haley. I didn't have to fly to Atlanta to do it.
Erin: Did toi really like my music? ou did toi just not want a suicide on your hands?
Haley: I really liked it.
Alex: I'm not that good a person. I've been dealing toi cards from the bottom of the deck all night.
8.08 || Mouthful Of Diamonds
Erin: Are toi sure you're qualified to work at a crisis center?
Haley: I don't know about qualified, but I've definitely been there.
Erin: To trust someone with my music, is to trust them with everything I have in the world.
Julian: toi make me incredibly happy, Brooke Davis, but we all struggle sometimes.
Haley: My life is good. My son, on the other hand, is wearing headgear.
Brooke: Just because your son is in l’amour with me, it's no reason to take it out on my liquor cabinet.
Jerry: Dude, were toi really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: toi know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.
Haley [to Jamie]: As long as toi pout about your braces, Momma's rocking the eye patch all the time...everywhere!
Jamie: Some people look a little different. Some people are a little different. I think that's cool.
Mouth: Parents coming accueil tired from work and still have time for their kids. That's who I respect.
Erin: How is Haley as a person?
Mia: Amazing. She is one of the good ones.
Clay: Yes! Suck it, soup!
Julian: Happiness is not a destination. It is a mood, it is not permanent. It comes and goes and if people thought that way then maybe people would find happiness plus often.
Mouth: Sorry for the guy who has to clean up this place, which is me.
Sylvia: Good luck with your Hoot 'n Nanny Wedding.
Brooke: Good luck with being old. par the way, I like my towels.
8.09 || Between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace
Jamie: Don't worry Uncle Skills...that one is not farm fresh.
Skills: Oh, damn. I thought toi was the turkey.
Millie: Gobble, gobble.
Brooke: I'm thankful you're such a good friend.
Haley: I'm thankful I got to watch toi chug wine out of a bottle.
Chase: They're both great girls...amazing girls. But the truth is, I think they chose for me. I want to be with a girl who really wants to be with me. Not someone who lies to me, ou broke up with me par text. I think I should just be par myself for a while.
Jamie: I am thankful for my baby brother.
Haley: ou sister.
Jamie: Whatever.
Victoria: But that table's for misfits.
Brooke: How perfect for you.
Victoria: Here we got with the typical Brooke dramatics.
Brooke: toi want dramatic? There's a carving couteau here I'm not afraid to use.
8.10 || Lists, Plans
Dan: I ended two lives when I pulled that trigger, and one of them was mine.
Brooke: Did toi seriously just quote Hitch?
Julian: Yeah because it's a really good quote.
Julian: I promise toi it will be the seconde most exhilarating 45 secondes of your life.
Brooke: What's the first? Oh, a sex joke, which might be cute if toi weren't 15,000 feet in the air with half the plane missing.
Brooke: Is this thing even legal to take on roads?
Julian: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Dan: She's pretty. I can see why Evans was sleeping with her.
Quinn: He wasn't.
Dan: That's too bad.
Dan: What can I help toi with?
Quinn: Murder.
Haley: I loved spelling bees when I was your age.
Jamie: Yeah, Dad a dit toi were a nerd.
Brooke: James Lucas Scott, are toi drinking a beer?
Jamie: What kind of backyard hootenanny and pig roast would this be without it?
8.11 || Darkness On The Edge Of Town
Quinn [to Katie]: I'm your storm.
Katie: I can't...
Quinn: Breathe? I know. It's okay, you'll pass out soon, but unlike me toi won't lay there for 12 hours. Only a psycho would let toi do that.
Katie [to Quinn]: Go on! Run in to the storm! But I'm your storm, and I'll find you.
Nathan: This is so A Christmas Story. Back in the car, Ralphie.
Haley: Sorry.
Jamie: So? Chuck and Madison are going.
Haley: Chuck's mom's an alcoholic.
8.12 || The Drinks We Drank Last Night
Haley: To Brooke and her last night of freedom. It's her turn now.
Haley: Just read the book and forget about professor what's-his-face.
Nathan: Cellerman
Haley: Who?
Nathan: Cellerman
Haley: Who?
Nathan: Okay I'll read the book.
Brooke: This an has been the hardest of my life, and toi know who's always been here for me? No matter what? My maid of honor.
Haley: Me?
Brooke: toi did all this for me?
Sylvia: I did this for the girl my son loves.
Sylvia: Haven't toi ever forgiven someone for a kiss?
Brooke: Well, I forgave Lucas for s’embrasser Peyton, but I never forgot.
Sylvia: Has everyone dated this Lucas character?
Dave Navarro: salut where's that other chick that I nailed? I want to apologize to her for the black eye.
Brooke: What are toi doing here, Dave Navarro?
Julian: Good morning, gorgeous. If toi don't get accueil soon, I might have to misbehave all par myself.
Sylvia: Good morning, honey.
Julian: Mom?
Sylvia: Wow, it's like I did shots of fire.
Haley: I thought we weren't in high school anymore.
Brooke: Well, let's face it, she's always gonna be the girl that got naked in front of my boyfriend.
Julian: You're only getting married once. I want it to be perfect.
Brooke: It is.
Brooke: Marriage is about loving someone for who they are and accepting them for their mistakes. I have to tell him.
Sylvia: All people don in small towns is have sex and watch TV.
Brooke: toi say that like it's a bad thing.
Quinn: Oh my god. We have to go now.
Alex: Why?
Millie: Why?
Quinn: Because we a volé, étole Nathan's professor's dog!
Millie: I can't believe we a volé, étole a dog.
Alex: We don't know that!
Quinn: He skateboards! Guys we are in possession of a stolen skateboarding dog!
Sylvia: Great news! They found it!
Brooke: My ring?
Sylvia: No, my phone! It's at the feu house lets go!
Haley: Of course.
Haley: Oh my god what the hell were toi doing with Dave Navarro?!
Sylvia: What the hell am I wearing?!
Brooke: What the hell did we do last night?!
Millie: Why would I get boots?
Haley: Because that tattoo kicks ass!
Quinn: I found it!
Brooke: My ring?!
Quinn: Millie's houe tag.
Alex: houe tag? It's called a tramp stamp.
Quinn: Then where's yours?
Haley: I have one!
Haley: What was in those drinks?!
Alex: I don't know. Energy?
Brooke: Everyone shut up about their stupid mouths! I Lost my engament ring.
8.13 || The Other Half Of Me
Haley: I have heard a lot of best man speeches in my life, and yours was par far the sweetest, most honest, and the most memorable.
Julian: Brooke before I met toi I thought my world had everything I needed to be happy.I had nothing else to compare to. Then toi walked into my life and everything changed. I realized how empty my world was without toi in it, and my old life was no longer capable of making me happy, not without you. I l’amour everything about toi Brooke, I l’amour the way toi challenge me like no one ever has, I l’amour the way toi look at me like no one ever has, and I l’amour the way toi l’amour me like no one ever has. I cant imagine spending my life without you, and if toi say yes to me in a few minutes I wont have to......You look beautiful par the way!
Jamie: I'm gonna have a little sister?
Haley: Is that okay?
Jamie: Yeah. I hope she's just like you, Mom
Haley: I have heard a lot of best man speeches in my life and yours was par far the sweetest, most honest, and the most memorable. I have never been so proud of you.
Priest: If anyone can montrer just cause why this couple should not be joined together, speak now...
Skills: Don't nobody say nothing!
Jamie: Brooke looks like an angel.
Julian: That's why I'm not nervous.
Julian: I found my other half.
Brooke: We're going to the church. We're going to the church where I'm getting married. Haley, I'm getting married.
Skills: toi know a few years back there was a wedding here in arbre Hill...bride wasn't who she a dit she was. A lot of good people got hurt that day.
Alex: Honestly I'm really terrible at keeping secrets. This one time my friend Kimmy told me she hooked up with two people at the same party, and I promised I wouldn't say a word, but then I told like four people within an heure and one of them was actually Kimmy.
Chase: I thought we were chosen because Julian has no guy friends.
Haley: Why are toi dancing like that Brooke?
Brooke: Because this dance is what made an amazing man fall in l’amour with me!
Haley: But sweety, toi know this isn't a competition right?
Jamie: Okay good. Just remember that when they like my speech more.
Julian: Guess this is my lucky day.
Julian: It wasn't really about the girl. It was the idea of someone out there for me. So I kept this other half bumper car token ever since as a reminder that somewhere out there, if I'm lucky, is my other half.
Julian: Why would your rabbit have an emotional response to our wedding?
Jamie: Well, he's always had a thing for Brooke.
8.14 || Holding Out For A Hero
Chuck (to Chase): Nice hat...do they make 'em for guys?
Chase: I could be a big brother. I've always liked playing with kids.
Mia: Yeah, don't say that out loud.
Alex (to Mia): I came to ask Haley, not you. Why talk to the greasy rag when toi can talk to the mechanic?
Kellerman: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.
Brooke: Was I sleep fighting again?
Julian: Yes! No plus Kick cul, ass for my wife before bed.
Chuck's mom (to Chase): Hey, I know you. You're my bartender.
Chuck: Bar manager, and he's also a pilot.
Quinn: And toi all take down that website ou I'll post your photos, and they're all from bad angles.
Haley: Maybe I'll call the Dean.
Nikki: Like the Dean of Princeton would listen to some whack job in a cape.
Brooke: They're not crypts, they're kids. plus specifically, they're stuck up little bitches that need to be dealt with.
Chase: We got plans today remember?
Chuck: My dad says guys can always flake on each other.
Quinn: Kinda makes toi Super Haley.
Haley: That's so dumb. Why would I include my real name in my super hero name?
Brooke: toi haven't even heard my idea.
Haley: Fine, what is it?
Brooke: We should be super heroes.
8.15 || Valentine's jour Is Over
Brooke: Do toi think I'll be a good mom?
Julian: You'll be an amazing mom.
Haley: toi l’amour me?
Nathan: Of course I do you, dork. With all my heart.
Chuck: Yup, another Valentine's jour alone.
Chase: It sucks.
Chuck: Well plus for you. I'm only eight.
Chuck: Betcha my dad has a rendez-vous amoureux, date tonight. Probably has four ou five.
Jamie: If toi were a girl would that be okay?
Quinn: Yeah it'd be awesome, and technically I am a girl.
Jamie: If that's your story.
Jamie: I'm sticking with the shoelaces. The hearts say I like you, but the shoelace part isn't too mushy.
Chuck: My dad says real men drink whiskey.
Chase: How bout a root beer?
Chuck: Lame.
Julian: Just remember, you're my girl Brooke Davis, and toi always will be.
8.16 || I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here
Julian: Eating ice cream is the best part about Little League...except for maybe catching butterflies.
Julian: Alright! Let's get this audition started.
Julian: That gant belonged to Roberto Clemente...ooo butterfly!
Haley: What about the off chance that he doesn't do so well, toi gonna go all Dan Scott on him?
Julian: Brooke Penelope Davis Baker, toi break that box spring and you're sleeping on the floor.
Haley: That was because Jamie a dit he had a great jour and his dad was a big part of that.
Nathan: Well how was his moms day?
Haley: It was good, it was great actually, and I think Lydia really enjoyed it too.
Nathan: toi can't have an open bottle on the mound in the pros. toi gotta pour it in a cup.
Haley: Here's to my best friend, Brooke Davis. There is no one else to whom I would trust my child more.
Haley: Well toi must be starving. Feel free to have some nourriture and uh just ya know don't eat my ho ho cake.
Ian: I party on a boat. It's my dad's pride and joy, so I like to trash it now and then. toi guys in?
Nathan: Maybe we should just go to a bar.
8.17 || The Smoker toi Drink, The Player toi Get
Chuck: Where we goin'?
Chase: Dude, it's late on a school night, does it matter?
Chuck: Good point.
aléatoire Guy: Are toi the angry chicken reporter?
Millie: That's me.
aléatoire Guy: That was awesome par the way. Can I have your autograph?
Haley: Ooh, toi wanna watch Psych?
Quinn: Never heard of it. Is it any good?
Haley: Nahh.
Chase: toi can montrer your va-jay-jay in a sex tape, but God forgive they know toi wear glasses.
Nathan: Ian's a hell of a prospect and he's gonna need an agent.
Kellerman: I didn't say I didn't want him represented Mr. Scott. I simply don't want him represented par you.
Millie: I AM hot. My chicken feet are sweating like toi wouldn't believe.
Haley: toi tried to stuff me into a stingray. toi were so not ready.
Quinn: toi cried wolf, loup crier.
8.18 || Quiet Little Voices
Brooke: I promise toi I'm going to know this child, and they'll know me...no matter what.
Victoria: Because if this boy Julian loves you, and toi l’amour him, that's all that matters. That is the most important thing, and the clothes can wait.
Julian: I want toi to know that whenever we do get pregnant, that's gonna be a great day.
Haley: Who do toi wanna be Nathan?
Nathan: I wanna be somebody who's good enough to be seen with you.
Nathan: If I don't go to Duke, if I don't play college basketball, if today is the best it ever gets for me, will that be enough?
Haley: Of course. Nathan as long as toi are a good husband and a goof father to your son...it's a boy Nathan, we're gonna have a son.
Jamie: And when toi and Dad were in high school toi had me?
Haley: That's right. You're not allowed to do that.
Nathan: toi my man are not a baby anymore.
Jamie: Nope, but they are.
Hayley: Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of us.
Quinn: toi know my dad's name is James James right?
Brooke: We need a name. Our baby's gonna be born without a name.
Julian: Oops.
Clay: Ya know we'll have kids of our own some day.
Quinn: Well they'll have your big bushy eye brows.
8.19 || Where Not To Look For Freedom
Brooke: I think we'd be happy in New York.
Julian: I think toi should take that job in New York.
Alex: Now what?
Chase: Chuck says you're hot.
Alex: So toi liked it?
Chase: I did. Talkin' about that Kiss right?
Julian: I nearly Lost my wife. Nathan nearly Lost his son. Do toi know what that feels like?
Kellerman: Yes I do. I've Lost both.
Skills: Lotta livin' down here bro. End of an era.
Ian: Congrats on the baby. Very strong. Tell her to come see me in about 17 years.
Kellerman: It's a good system, tenure, except when teachers fail to use their freedom for the common good.
Kellerman: As of today, I'm no longer Professor Kellerman. I've resigned my position.
Haley: Okay. Let's take the baby from insane Aunt Quinn.
Nathan: I know what toi did and toi know what toi did. And this is going to be made right par toi ou par me.
Kellerman: Well it seems my class gets younger every day. toi must have done extremely well on your advanced placement exams.
8.20 || The Man Who Sailed Around His Soul
Haley: I'm gonna miss toi Brooke Davis like toi can't understand.
Brooke: I have come to offer toi a trade. Last reminisce of Karen's cafe for Lydia...straight up.
Alex: So much for baby steps.
Chase: toi played guitar. It wasn't fair.
Nate: Ginger ale?
Julian: I like ginger ale, it settles my stomach.
Brooke: We're pregnant!
Chuck: We only need one madison. Don't mess it up.
Ian: I couldn't stay. I just couldn't.
Julian: Well now maybe toi can stay and think about it. Enjoy the walk.
Julian: toi know what's good about boats? They float. Cars not so much.
Chuck (to Alex): And I saw pictures of toi on the internet...naughty, naughty.
Chuck: Wow Jamie, toi bat like my mom.
8.21 || Flightless Bird, American Mouth
Brooke: How toi feeling sunshine?
Lauren: Shame. So much shame.
Chase: toi could have killed yourself! ou someone else!
Chuck: I just...I don't want toi to go.
Clay: I don't understand camping. We have houses, bed, showers, flat irons.
Clay: The tent did not get it done last night.
Nathan: toi fertile bastard.
Mouth: In case toi have noticed, I'm weird Millie. I'm an odd duck.
Clay: You're just now noticing this? I'm a weird dude. An odd duck.
Nathan: Who are you, Brian Boitano?
Clay: Brian Boitano won the or in men's figure skating.
Nathan: That's my point exactly.
8.22 || This Is My House, This Is My Home
Julian: Your mom is Brooke Davis, and she has enough strength for all of us.
Julian: I'm sure in three months I'll be wondering who I was before we had a family.
Chase (to Mia): toi inspire me. Your goodness inspires me.
Chase: Can toi write thanks for the 45 secondes of heaven?
Mia: 30!
Julian: This is our miracle Brooke Davis, and now it's two miracles. And no girl deserves it more.
Doctor: Congratulations, you're carrying twins.
